So, there's this girl that lives in my hallway that is only has one eye and she's nearly totally blind in her remaining eye. Well, we were talking and she asked me what was the last book I finished. I had to be honest.
Me: "Blindness." Her: "Really?" Me: "Yes." Her "Why'd you read it?" Me: "For my Apocalypse class." Her: "They think being blind is the end of the world?" Me: "Sort of. I'm not sure. I think we read it because of the gruesome details in it." Her: "I'm going to talk to those fuckers. Being blind isn't a fucking apocalypse."
So I accidentally sent a blind girl on my professors. Whoops.
She was starting to piss me off yesterday, maybe it's because she's a freshman. She texted me twice yesterday saying she was legit dying and freaking out. -That makes her sound immature, and she blew you, which in turn makes you a creep. Congratulations.
-Dude I have the greatest idea ever --Explain -We should do a stakeout on a friday night...Kfc gets truck truck loads in the middle of the night and idk what the truck looks like. We should wait and see the truck. --*10 mins later* That's it? I was waiting for a part two to that message.
My friends dad just called me: Him: Hey I need your fantasy money now Me: Well that sucks Him: Why Me: You got $35 I could borrow?
So I met this girl on the way home on the bus today, and I was going through her iPod because we were talking about music and stuff, and she has all kinds of stuff like Destinys Child, Eminem, Hinder, Hawthorne Heights, and stuff like that.
So she is all like
Her: Screamo really scares me when I listen to it, I dont wanna get possesed by the devil or something. I only like a LITTLE bit but the rest scares the hell out of me. Its too hardcore for me.
me: Okay, well I listen to death metal *blah blah blah*
And after a while of telling her about metal, I pulled out my iPod and I was like,
Me: Here, check this out. I just downloaded it.
I downloaded this from a free amazon sampler, and I'm really digging her and i was expecting a whole "OMG THATS SO SCARY" reaction.
So I met this girl on the way home on the bus today, and I was going through her iPod because we were talking about music and stuff, and she has all kinds of stuff like Destinys Child, Eminem, Hinder, Hawthorne Heights, and stuff like that.
So she is all like
Her: Screamo really scares me when I listen to it, I dont wanna get possesed by the devil or something. I only like a LITTLE bit but the rest scares the hell out of me. Its too hardcore for me.
me: Okay, well I listen to death metal *blah blah blah*
And after a while of telling her about metal, I pulled out my iPod and I was like,
Me: Here, check this out. I just downloaded it.
I downloaded this from a free amazon sampler, and I'm really digging her and i was expecting a whole "OMG THATS SO SCARY" reaction.
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--how did you know? You were asleep?
-facebook told me...
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Me: "Blindness."
Her: "Really?"
Me: "Yes."
Her "Why'd you read it?"
Me: "For my Apocalypse class."
Her: "They think being blind is the end of the world?"
Me: "Sort of. I'm not sure. I think we read it because of the gruesome details in it."
Her: "I'm going to talk to those fuckers. Being blind isn't a fucking apocalypse."
So I accidentally sent a blind girl on my professors. Whoops.
lol... pwnd!
Midway through the presentation, my friend raises her hand to ask a question. After being recognized by the teacher, she asks:
"So, its not a good idea for a hemophiliac to be an emo kid, right?"
My teacher, straight faced, replies:
"Sounds like a great idea to me."
I lol'd.
She was starting to piss me off yesterday, maybe it's because she's a freshman. She texted me twice yesterday saying she was legit dying and freaking out.
-That makes her sound immature, and she blew you, which in turn makes you a creep. Congratulations.
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!"
Jk, but seriously, I hate you.
--Explain
-We should do a stakeout on a friday night...Kfc gets truck truck loads in the middle of the night and idk what the truck looks like. We should wait and see the truck.
--*10 mins later* That's it? I was waiting for a part two to that message.
My friends dad just called me:
Him: Hey I need your fantasy money now
Me: Well that sucks
Him: Why
Me: You got $35 I could borrow?
So she is all like
Her: Screamo really scares me when I listen to it, I dont wanna get possesed by the devil or something. I only like a LITTLE bit but the rest scares the hell out of me. Its too hardcore for me.
me: Okay, well I listen to death metal *blah blah blah*
And after a while of telling her about metal, I pulled out my iPod and I was like,
Me: Here, check this out. I just downloaded it.
I downloaded this from a free amazon sampler, and I'm really digging her and i was expecting a whole "OMG THATS SO SCARY" reaction.
Instead, she was like: "Oh wow! That sounds really good! Who is that?"
and she was telling me that she really liked it, like legit.