"So me and my buddy went down to Mexico to get some coke last year. The guy sold it to us and suddenly pulled out a gun and said he would make us both disappear unless we both gave him everything we had on us, including the coke he just sold us. My buddy talked him out of it though."
"If I had the time, I'd make out with all of you...Correction, I'd make out with all the ladies, and all the guys that shaved tonight. I have sensitive skin" - Phil Labonte
"All this shit I gotta do, makes me want to go home and light up a bong, and I don't do that shit."-My professor after class when she was talking to me. Hah!
"All this shit I gotta do, makes me want to go home and light up a bong, and I don't do that shit."-My professor after class when she was talking to me. Hah!
How the fuck is that even possible? "Whoa bro, I feel so slighty relaxed.....holy fuck brah this shit is mildly entertaining.......I'm borderline chill"
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
How the fuck is that even possible? "Whoa bro, I feel so slighty relaxed.....holy fuck brah this shit is mildly entertaining.......I'm borderline chill"
LMFAO.
Yea I was gonna say....that's like getting high off of a fucking cigarette. Not possible brah.
*Pulling into our new weed smoking spot last night*
Mike: Annd this is where I lost my virginity. Jesse: Really? Mike: Yeah, Stephanie Meyer. Jessie: I think I know here. Me: The name is soo fucking familiar. Chase: Dude I think I know here too. Jessie: Where the fuck do we know here from? Mike: I don't know, she moved awhile ago..
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A cook at my work.
-My friend to my other friend when we were all baked as fuck.
"Well Dillon, the only screamo bands I like are really Engage and Bullet for My Valentine"
-"Killswitch Engage?"
"Yeah"
-"Oh..well if you like screamo bands, you'll like Miss May I"
...I really didn't want to get involved.
-"No, its a pirate metal band"
"Whats that say? Captain Morgans revenge? Sounds like what would happen the day after a college party"
"So it appears we aren't drinking Captain Morgan, more of a distant cousin named Admiral Nelson"
*waving his fingers around*
Him: Have you ever noticed that fingers can touch anything but themselves?
*touches both of his hands together*
Him: Oh.
*riotous laughter*
00.32-00.42
Otherwise you are a fag sir
How the fuck is that even possible? "Whoa bro, I feel so slighty relaxed.....holy fuck brah this shit is mildly entertaining.......I'm borderline chill"
LMFAO.
Yea I was gonna say....that's like getting high off of a fucking cigarette. Not possible brah.
Mike: Annd this is where I lost my virginity.
Jesse: Really?
Mike: Yeah, Stephanie Meyer.
Jessie: I think I know here.
Me: The name is soo fucking familiar.
Chase: Dude I think I know here too.
Jessie: Where the fuck do we know here from?
Mike: I don't know, she moved awhile ago..
You know what I just realized?