That annoying dorky girl never shuts up during class. She's relates everything back to the internet and how much time she spends on the internet. She thinks it a badge of coolness how much time she spends online. I know I spend a good amount of time online, but COME ON. That girl just takes it too far.
"If we cancel the war for one day we can use the money to make cupcakes for the whole world. Everyone would be happy. We could solve world hunger and make peace."
She made me want a cupcake, and all the dining hall had was pie.
No necessarily. My dad brings home cupcakes all the time and I look at them like "meh...I'll have it later". But this girl make me want a cupcake, though I also wanted to shoot her because she was taking the "Purple Day" too far.
"If I were to drink and drive, I would kill somebody. I already know I would, that's why I never will. I can however smoke and drive and not cause any harm. A 5 minute trip might turn into 2 hours in the wrong direction, but that isn't the point." -friend
Girl: sssI ssslove sssbeer ssspong Her Friend: OMG HAHA thats soo funny i hop no 1 reads this im so durnk Party Host: You guys are drunk after 3 minutes of beer pong?
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you and bianca go to the same school?
-My bro
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me, you two faced shit. You never have time for me anyway."
"Are you done?"
Two girls fighting out in the hallway right now.
Jellyfish: nature's lava lamp
-jim gaffigan
Me: I want to try something else. I've been using this stuff daily for over a month now and it's still not working.
Doctor: Erik...I prescribed that to you not 2 weeks ago...
Me: .....Oh.
Prescription acne medicine.
"If we cancel the war for one day we can use the money to make cupcakes for the whole world. Everyone would be happy. We could solve world hunger and make peace."
She made me want a cupcake, and all the dining hall had was pie.
Girl: sssI ssslove sssbeer ssspong
Her Friend: OMG HAHA thats soo funny i hop no 1 reads this im so durnk
Party Host: You guys are drunk after 3 minutes of beer pong?