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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,281 mod
    "Would you sell the forums if the money talked to you?"
    -Brian


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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    "Would you sell the forums if the money talked to you?"
    -Brian
    This would normally be quote of the week, but quote of the week is "Hopefully I'll fucking be dead by then".
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,281 mod
    Erik is getting these quotes of the week like nothing. Maybe he'll have another one next week to make it three in a row?


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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "Would you sell the forums if the money talked to you?"
    -Brian
    This would normally be quote of the week, but quote of the week is "Hopefully I'll fucking be dead by then".
    I thought is was Hopefully I'll fucking end up dead by then.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Whats up with clouds? Why do we have clouds?

    -Some really dumb bitch in my history class.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Whats up with clouds? Why do we have clouds?

    -Some really dumb bitch in my history class.
    Miracles.
    I love winning with women
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  • MikeMike Posts: 7,820 admin
    "Would you sell the forums if the money talked to you?"
    -Brian
    This would normally be quote of the week, but quote of the week is "Hopefully I'll fucking be dead by then".
    I thought is was Hopefully I'll fucking end up dead by then.
    My apologies, you're correct, sir.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Shit..my stoner recall is horrible. I had an amazing "miracles" moment, but I was the only one that understood it.
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,281 mod
    Fuck you
    Fucking sellout


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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Speaking of Miracles, some friends of mine went through the haunted house I work at the other night, and the people who work in the clown room told me that they said in reference to the pink black-light hatchetman somebody painted up in there,
    "Hey look, it's ICP! That was probably Will's idea"
    I lol'd
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  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    "MILK CARTON CHILD, WHERE HAVE YOU GONE?!" - lyrics from a song my buddies band wrote
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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Speaking of Miracles, some friends of mine went through the haunted house I work at the other night, and the people who work in the clown room told me that they said in reference to the pink black-light hatchetman somebody painted up in there,
    "Hey look, it's ICP! That was probably Will's idea"
    I lol'd
    It's never a compliment to be associated with ICP
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    We just had Chinese delivered to our house and the guy was asking about our decorations

    Delivery Man - "And wuts dat?"

    Mom - "A black light"

    Delivery Man - "Braak right"
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    My RenLit professor - "Is that a bottle of wine under your seat?"
    Guy in the front seat - "Why, yes it is."
    My RenLit professor - "I'm guessing that's not for me."
    Guy in the front seat - "Nope. Afraid not."
    My RenLit professor - "Alright, turn to page 506 in your Spenser text."

    Haha! Someone also wrote "I'm Bored" in really really big letters on the board before class and she looked at it and left it there.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Me and my friend arguing behind the scenes at the haunted house.

    Me: Dude, shut the hell up.
    Him: You shut up, faggot.

    *at this point, I remember an insult I learned from my other friend*

    Me: Shut up, you cum-guzzling gutterslut!

    *he looks slightly shocked, but comes back after a few seconds*

    Him: YOU shut up, you butt-raping jizz monkey!

    We both lol'd.
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  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Me and my friend arguing behind the scenes at the haunted house.

    Me: Dude, shut the hell up.
    Him: You shut up, faggot.

    *at this point, I remember an insult I learned from my other friend*

    Me: Shut up, you cum-guzzling gutterslut!

    *he looks slightly shocked, but comes back after a few seconds*

    Him: YOU shut up, you butt-raping jizz monkey!

    We both lol'd.
    Nigguh, are you 4?
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    i was at arbys and
    Worker: You want Mustard
    Chinese Man: Yeah
    Worker : here you go
    Chinese Man: tooo much in that funny accent
    Me: Lol
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    My mom on the phone about work: Yeah, but I don't appreciate Ed jacking me off.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    HAH!
    I love winning with women
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Me and my friend arguing behind the scenes at the haunted house.

    Me: Dude, shut the hell up.
    Him: You shut up, faggot.

    *at this point, I remember an insult I learned from my other friend*

    Me: Shut up, you cum-guzzling gutterslut!

    *he looks slightly shocked, but comes back after a few seconds*

    Him: YOU shut up, you butt-raping jizz monkey!

    We both lol'd.
    Nigguh, are you 4?
    This.
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