The day I learned my mom has way to much trust in me..it made me feel bad
Mom: So why is there a box for eye drops in my car? Me: I bought them Mom: But why? Me: Because of my contacts, I tried the new solution and it takes awhile to get used to. Mom: Oh, well did you get the right kind? Me: I didn't know there was a wrong kind, I got Walgreens brand. Mom: I'll pick you up the right kind.
What the fuck is hookah anyways? Like flavored cigars in a bong-like device? 'Cause I like flavored cigars. I occasionally get them and smoke them. They go nice with 4Loko or Jager.
"Wall.E is a cannibal. Seriously. I mean, that movie is all screwed up. Hell, those milkshakes could be full of toes and fingers from their dead."-One of my Apocalypse teacher, who has 2 PhDs.
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And I was talking to ERIK.
Will, please find something I have posted that matches your level of moronitude
Mom: So why is there a box for eye drops in my car?
Me: I bought them
Mom: But why?
Me: Because of my contacts, I tried the new solution and it takes awhile to get used to.
Mom: Oh, well did you get the right kind?
Me: I didn't know there was a wrong kind, I got Walgreens brand.
Mom: I'll pick you up the right kind.
Guy: What would you do if I was a Power Ranger from the future?
Girl: I'd jack you off.
Sheesha is the flavored tobacco thats smoked with a hookah that is drenched in molasses
-The League