"If I were to drink and drive, I would kill somebody. I already know I would, that's why I never will. I can however smoke and drive and not cause any harm. A 5 minute trip might turn into 2 hours in the wrong direction, but that isn't the point." -friend
Last night I was out with some friends and we were getting into my friend Mindy's car:
Eva: Why do you have an epic fail sticker pointing to your exhaust pipe? Mindy: I don't know. I just do. Me: I didn't know you even used epic fail in your vocabulary. Mindy: I don't. I just came out of class one day and it was there. Me: So someone slapped you with an epic fail sticker? Mindy: Yep.
I looked over at my friend, who was drinking something conveniently name, while texting another. Me: I thought we had something spicy Girl: WHAT? Me: Damn, I meant special! Mike's drinking pumpkin spice haha.... ...we could have something spicy though.
Me: look, I dont know how many times I have to tell you, or why I have to keep telling you. You always look good. her: If I WAS, I would still be with ben. Me: Dont even fucking go there. Her: No, its fine. He can go out with her, even though she has no tits and no ass. At least shes skinny. me: >_<
Me: look, I dont know how many times I have to tell you, or why I have to keep telling you. You always look good. her: If I WAS, I would still be with ben. Me: Dont even fucking go there. Her: No, its fine. He can go out with her, even though she has no tits and no ass. At least shes skinny. me: >_<</p>
Dude, EVERY Girl does that. I don't know even one that has ever just taken the compliment.
Yeah I've heard the check thing in lots of situations, but never like that.
And you're not the only on Alex. I don't think it's really that great of a show, but I've been watching it since the first season so I feel obligated to watch it lol. I guess it grows on you or something like that.
"I wouldn't mind if he stared at my vagina for 15 minutes. No poking. Just staring. That'd be hot. But not an hour. That's just unnatural."-Girl across the hall
"I wouldn't mind if he stared at my vagina for 15 minutes. No poking. Just staring. That'd be hot. But not an hour. That's just unnatural."-Girl across the hall
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"Watch your step kids cause I'm about to drop some knowledge."
I lol'd
Eva: Why do you have an epic fail sticker pointing to your exhaust pipe?
Mindy: I don't know. I just do.
Me: I didn't know you even used epic fail in your vocabulary.
Mindy: I don't. I just came out of class one day and it was there.
Me: So someone slapped you with an epic fail sticker?
Mindy: Yep.
My best friend is a dumbass.
I looked over at my friend, who was drinking something conveniently name, while texting another.
Me: I thought we had something spicy
Girl: WHAT?
Me: Damn, I meant special! Mike's drinking pumpkin spice haha....
...we could have something spicy though.
her: If I WAS, I would still be with ben.
Me: Dont even fucking go there.
Her: No, its fine. He can go out with her, even though she has no tits and no ass. At least shes skinny.
me: >_<
Steve Buscemi's Girl: " Oh we're really going to see Harry Houdini's brother and have dinner with him? Wow. Does he escape from things too?"
Steve Buscemi: "I bet he escapes from the check"
I lol'd
"You're writing checks my vagina can't cash"
cept it was "your mouth is writing checks your face cant cash"
And you're not the only on Alex. I don't think it's really that great of a show, but I've been watching it since the first season so I feel obligated to watch it lol. I guess it grows on you or something like that.
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