-At least if we get caugh, we went down smoking the good stuff -The fuck you talking about, we don't want to go down at all! -GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR -*kid panics and throws lighter*
Howard Stern: So have you had sex recently? Steve-o: no but I did get my first triple blow job in Austin, Texas 2 nights ago. Stern: Orly? How was that? O: Was funny. I met this one hot chick and asked her if she can take me back home to my hotel. Then we got in her car and 2 of her friends start running up and asking me, "Steve-O! What are you doing? I told them this chick was talking me home. They asked if I wanted 2 more chicks and I said FUCK YEAH! Stern: laughs. O: So they take me home and I am thinking to myself, "wow it's a worst time to be a premature ejaculater." Stern: uh oh! O: So I jump on the bed with that one chick and start making out with her and then her friends are like "so are we here to cock block or can we step in?". So I am still making out with the chick then I feel these hands on my ankle and start working their way up slowly. I'm think nooo don't do that I'm about to bust a nut without you touching my dick. So the less pretty chick comes up and starts giving me a blow job and it's like the toothiest blow job I have ever got. It was like getting a blow job from a fucking crocodile.
Chick: We're going to terror town Me: You gotta go to the haunted corn maze, that place kicks ass Chick: W/e I just hopes its good Me: Well if it's bad, I'll take you to scream acres and make it good Chick: WHAT? Me: Holy shit, that probably didn't sound good haha...unless you wanted it to
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Lmao.
No it was just online lolz.
-The fuck you talking about, we don't want to go down at all!
-GET THE FUCK IN THE CAR
-*kid panics and throws lighter*
Possibly the funniest thing I've ever experienced
Steve-o: no but I did get my first triple blow job in Austin, Texas 2 nights ago.
Stern: Orly? How was that?
O: Was funny. I met this one hot chick and asked her if she can take me back home to my hotel. Then we got in her car and 2 of her friends start running up and asking me, "Steve-O! What are you doing? I told them this chick was talking me home. They asked if I wanted 2 more chicks and I said FUCK YEAH!
Stern: laughs.
O: So they take me home and I am thinking to myself, "wow it's a worst time to be a premature ejaculater."
Stern: uh oh!
O: So I jump on the bed with that one chick and start making out with her and then her friends are like "so are we here to cock block or can we step in?". So I am still making out with the chick then I feel these hands on my ankle and start working their way up slowly. I'm think nooo don't do that I'm about to bust a nut without you touching my dick. So the less pretty chick comes up and starts giving me a blow job and it's like the toothiest blow job I have ever got. It was like getting a blow job from a fucking crocodile.
Mom: DO I SMELL SMOKE?
Son: There's no smoke in here mom, that must be your menopause
Edit: From this
I've never seen it before today, and it's easily one of their best imo. I love IFC.
Me: You gotta go to the haunted corn maze, that place kicks ass
Chick: W/e I just hopes its good
Me: Well if it's bad, I'll take you to scream acres and make it good
Chick: WHAT?
Me: Holy shit, that probably didn't sound good haha...unless you wanted it to
Girl (to me): That wasnt very nice!
Me: I'm not a very nice person.
Boyfriend: Yeah you are! You gave me a high five!
"I thought it would be easier to hide the pot in your pocket, or you know..anywhere."
-My friend to my other friend while we were all baked the other night.
my friend: "... so then we went to meet her boyfriend... and THIS guy was BLACK."
me: "How black?"
my friend: "Black."
me: "Like early South Park Chef black, or the 'I only poured half of the Nesquik into the milk' black?"