I just remembered this from a couple of years ago.
My friend: Yeah, I've got my own website, cause you know, I used to make my own pornos. me: *casually* Oh yeah? Well thats cool.
A couple weeks later, we were talking about it again. I cant remember how we got on the subject.
Her: You wont find it by typing in my name on google or whatever. Me: Yeah, I already tried tha- *I closed my mouth, cutting myself off and I got a big guilty grin on my face* her: *giggle* What? Me: Um...Nothing. It's all good. X-)
you should ask yourself that question. you know how to spell the canook twats name. the only reason i know of his existance is because of my sister and her friends that listen to the mainstream BULLSHIT that is accepted today. you say that he is not worthy and yet you contradict yourself. well done DIPSHIT.
<3Pantera<3A7X<3Disturbed<3Sepultura<3METAL"
TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
On Emmure's "I Thought You Met Telly and Turned Me Into Casper video.
"chris56a 12 minutes ago @PickleSquirts09 the isong writting isnt awful it talks about someone he knows cheated on him with someone else theres no meaning because this type of shit happens alot and the fact that they have alot of breakdowns isnt bad that makes them different then everyone else and what i find appealing about them is that they speak there mind and have of a more.....gothic??? should i say attitude in there music"
So at the haunted house I work at, theres a clown room, and on one of the signs in it, somebody painted a black-light pink Hatchetman.
So last night, my friend, who works that room said somebody, in reference to the hatchetman, said "Oh! Miracles! I love that song!" So when he jumped out and scared him he yelled, "MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?!?!"
On Emmure's "I Thought You Met Telly and Turned Me Into Casper video.
"chris56a 12 minutes ago @PickleSquirts09 the isong writting isnt awful it talks about someone he knows cheated on him with someone else theres no meaning because this type of shit happens alot and the fact that they have alot of breakdowns isnt bad that makes them different then everyone else and what i find appealing about them is that they speak there mind and have of a more.....gothic??? should i say attitude in there music"
as bad of a description that is I cant hate on someone named picklesquirts09 lol
Me: Oh look at the band trying to beat our circle. /sarcasm Friend: What if they just straight up attacked us? Kid we just met: I think I got us covered. *proceeds to open car door and reveal a katana* Me: Holy shit we just won
Really. I was like "Holy shit do you just carry that around?" He said he just picked it a little while earlier. I then thought my life sucked because I didn't have a katana....
"What is the quickest way to know a song is terrible? Is it a) when its written and performed by a band called "mushroomhead" playing on KUPD or C) being featured on KUPD on what's called "balls deep tracks"?"
"This crash dummy's going to die. It's good to be king"-Lyrics to the song my Creativity class is writing. I sat there silent the whole time since they were making the song suck.
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My friend: Yeah, I've got my own website, cause you know, I used to make my own pornos.
me: *casually* Oh yeah? Well thats cool.
A couple weeks later, we were talking about it again. I cant remember how we got on the subject.
Her: You wont find it by typing in my name on google or whatever.
Me: Yeah, I already tried tha- *I closed my mouth, cutting myself off and I got a big guilty grin on my face*
her: *giggle* What?
Me: Um...Nothing. It's all good. X-)
Bates: In the end, I don't think I'd want my son dancing like that.
Me: Let me ask you this, is your son the cheese or the grater?
"masht3r
1 month ago
@iTheEliteOne
you should ask yourself that question. you know how to spell the canook twats name. the only reason i know of his existance is because of my sister and her friends that listen to the mainstream BULLSHIT that is accepted today. you say that he is not worthy and yet you contradict yourself. well done DIPSHIT.
<3Pantera<3A7X<3Disturbed<3Sepultura<3METAL"
On Emmure's "I Thought You Met Telly and Turned Me Into Casper video.
"chris56a
12 minutes ago
@PickleSquirts09 the isong writting isnt awful it talks about someone he knows cheated on him with someone else theres no meaning because this type of shit happens alot and the fact that they have alot of breakdowns isnt bad that makes them different then everyone else and what i find appealing about them is that they speak there mind and have of a more.....gothic??? should i say attitude in there music"
So last night, my friend, who works that room said somebody, in reference to the hatchetman, said "Oh! Miracles! I love that song!"
So when he jumped out and scared him he yelled, "MAGNETS! HOW DO THEY WORK?!?!"
Jk, but you never know.
Me: Oh look at the band trying to beat our circle. /sarcasm
Friend: What if they just straight up attacked us?
Kid we just met: I think I got us covered. *proceeds to open car door and reveal a katana*
Me: Holy shit we just won
really?
He said he just picked it a little while earlier.
I then thought my life sucked because I didn't have a katana....
-My older brother