Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

sbs_will

In my science class there is a poster. It says "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she doesn't need them" and has a blind person on it. I personally found it hysterical and had to find a pic online. Sure enough, when I googled it, I found a ton of edits.

http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1024&bih=584&q=carol+never+wore+her+safety+goggles&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=

Funny shit.

sbs_will

"I dont remember what my dad looks like either...But at least I get to see him every day."

-Ed from Good Burger

Gazorpazorpfield

^Did the WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY remind you of that?

sbs_will

^Did the WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY remind you of that?

Yes, actually, it did

Gazorpazorpfield

I saw it and immediatly looked for a pic of Keenan lol

Razor_Shark

"If Ethan Kennedy doesn't stop poking me I start blowing up hospitals, starting with Gotham General"

Me on Facebook today.

sbs_will

I watch Kenan and Kel episodes on youtube all the time.

Stratophony

'I'm gonna shove a gun barrel up that boney ass of yours and im going to blow your black heart out!"

- Clay

mrAPE

so me, my girl, my brother, and sister in law go to an improv comedy show. they ask for suggestions on what the next skit should be. the guy on stage says give me some mythical creatures. without even time to think my sister in law shouts "jesus!" everyone gasped. i laughed

Brian

Ha!

KridesBrideBritt

nevermind...it was too small

KridesBrideBritt

Facebook conversation I suffered through of someone trying to add me:


Between Jack David Smith and You

Brittanie Ricciuti September 17 at 8:46pm
Do I know you?

Jack David Smith September 18 at 12:03am
I don't think so lol

Brittanie Ricciuti September 18 at 12:35am
Okay?

Jack David Smith September 18 at 12:41am
Yeh I just was addin randomly

Brittanie Ricciuti September 18 at 11:19am
Okay, I just added you, but if you get annoying or anything of the like, I shall delete you.

Jack David Smith September 18 at 11:21am
Ok I just thought it was bad ass ur into metal it's fuckin hot not to metion I found u on mayhem fest

Brittanie Ricciuti September 18 at 11:21am
okay dokie then.

Jack David Smith September 18 at 11:23am
Yeh like I'd say what else is on my mind but it's uncalled for and releases something personal

Brittanie Ricciuti September 18 at 11:24am
Alrighty then. I just woke up so I do not have the brain capacity for anything personal.

Jack David Smith September 18 at 11:25am
Lol it's just something I'd like to do in a mosh pit with a certain. Ten inch object

Brittanie Ricciuti September 18 at 11:26am
....

Jack David Smith September 18 at 11:27am
Like I said uncalled for

Brittanie Ricciuti September 18 at 11:27am
Yeah, definitely.

Jack David Smith September 18 at 11:28am
Yup lol



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Talk about dumb fucks

drinkwine732

I can guarantee that would not be a good idea for all parties involved.

NOCAP

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

KridesBrideBritt

I can tell you I'll be deleting him. He already tried to give me his phone number.

JLRedWing13

You should have just said "Fuck it" and not added him at all.

That_Guy_Arlo

Bahahaha, yeah I'd avoid adding anyone you don't know from the start.

ComptonAssBerto

There's this really religious (Christian) dude at my school. I was doing Social Interview on FB today and got the question:

"If ______________ has secret powers, what would his/her powers be?"

My reply: "The powers of Christ! Legit."













































He deleted it.

Gazorpazorpfield

HAHA

KridesBrideBritt

You should have just said "Fuck it" and not added him at all.

Bahahaha, yeah I'd avoid adding anyone you don't know from the start.

I have a friend from where the guy was from, so I originally thought he might be a friend of a friend. Even if he is...ugh.