"Yeah my girlfriend wanted me to bang her on the couch while her mom was in the next room. Its one of those older houses where everything is connected, so no way I was doing that. She settled for sitting in my lap the whole time which is unpleasant because the bitch weighs about 300 pounds." ) ) overheard this from some random black dude at work.
"I had a dream last night, there was a big beautiful wall across the Southern border, and Trump stood over it, holding a long golden spear, daring any Mexican brave enough to "try and get over." A Mexican man stood up and proudly proclaimed "I am the Jaun." He charged the wall with the speed of an African colored, and jumped like one too. Trump took aim, and threw the spear, impaling Jaun right through the chest. Juan laid below the wall, and with his last breath, he said "Por Que?" Trump narrowed his eyes, looked down upon the dying Mexican, and said "No Juan gets over my wall."
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Little kid, singing: "mommy is a moron"
Both parents turn around: "what did you just say?"
I lost it
"Yea I got work to do"
Me: "Im just gonna try to not kill myself before class"
Friend: "I gotta get some positivity out of you Pokoj"
Me: "Thats a tall order"
Friend: "Like if you were in my case would you do it?"
Me: "I would sit with my feelings eternally rotting me out internally to the point that nihilistic depression sets in, and I miss my chance."
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ugh