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  • Jobe_Wan_KenobiJobe_Wan_Kenobi Posts: 19,574 moneytalker
    TRUMP said:
    "you should remember... patriotism is always cool" -paul stanley

    cot damn kiss are fags

    It was really big in Germany a few decades back. Good times.
    Pass the god damn butter.
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    "id vote for a nigga before id vote for a woman."

    heard that the other day lol


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Me: Finally, were in Canada. 

    9 year old brother: Yeah know I can finally listen to Nickelback without feeling completely gay. =))
  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    Sure it was your brother who said it. 
    inb4lists
  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    It was. I already fully realize how gay I am when I listen to Nickelback
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Dime said:
    It was. I already fully realize how gay I am when I listen to Nickelback
    i bet u sukk alot of dikks NB gets u pumped to face pump a cokk huh? fhaggot


    [-(

    blue turbins

    From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)


  • DimeDime Posts: 10,239 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yeah we all know how you keep the trailer bill paid faggot. Drowning in cock to keep the power on. 
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    edited September 2016
    My friend got acid one night in Chicago...but the kid giving it to him wanted to do it right then and there, after the show...leading to him tripping in the hotel. It'd been quiet for over an hour and India and I are basically falling asleep.

    "Are....are you...you guys are fucking with me right?"

    "Uhhh..no? We're falling asleep"

    "Alright. Just don't cause permanent brain damage"



    I'm laughing remembering this but I also feel bad because dude just told me once we fell asleep, he realized were weren't in control of his trip like he thought we were and started to down a really bad mental path that led to no sleep. 

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  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
    Person on reddit commenting on how Cm punk performed in his first fight

    "To be fair he did 100 times better than I thought he would."

    Response

    "... Did you expect him to literally shit himself and have to call the match off once it actually started? Or slip and hit his head somehow and not make it to the cage? Or... ?"

    =)))) 
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Worst version of Jack and the Giant Beanstalk ever. 
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    "A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in it. He turns around to push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her breast. He says, "Oh, I'm so sorry. If your heart is as soft as your breast, I hope you'll be able to forgive me." She looks at him a few seconds and says, "That's all right. If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 204.""
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    Fuck =))

    "Im so deep in friendzone that she sents me nudes to approve before going out to other guys...pray for me :("
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    Wtf is cuck? I know in porn the husband watches the wife take dick. 
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    LOOT said:
    Wtf is cuck? I know in porn the husband watches the wife take dick. 
    Thats what it is. Cuckholdry. When a dude lets his women get fucked by other men. Its the ultimate sign of a beta male. 
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    "I'm a little flushed with cash right now. I hit 100 dollar scratch off today."
  • Rex_Capone420Rex_Capone420 Posts: 69,663 spicy boy
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    "my roommates got into a huge fight, the biggest theyve ever had, and the next afternoon once aaron had moved all his stuff out, and after ronny left for the airport, aaron shit in the glass vase from the living room and stuck it in the dryer and started it. ronnys not back till next monday"
    I love winning with women
  • FLATFLAT Posts: 60,700 spicy boy
    I'm asleep on the couch and my roommate walks in

    "Never did I think I'd see the day where you were passed out beside a bunch of water bottles"
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