What gets me is I told him to do it thinking I was quoting a story he told me from before. I know I heard someone saying they wrote that in an online order...was it here?
"Our friend Jamie from Bullet for my Valentine became a father, his wife just had their baby boy and I asked him when the kid was born and he said yesterday.And he's still out here on tour man. This song is dedicated for your kid my friend this is to him and its called...Ruin." Lol don't know why, but that cracked me up.
"So you know how like there's those moments on acid where you're still coming up but at the same time you feel kind of fine? Well there's four of us and everybody is getting paranoid about the people talking in the hallway so I feel Okay and pop my head out to see what's up. He says they're talking about spider nests in his apartment and the shitload of spiders and that's the first sign that I realized I wasn't okay. Then he wanted to keep talking and out of nowhere his face starts melting. I said I had to mid sentence and shit the door."
Was detailing a car at work today and the customer was standing there waiting and shit and I overheard this as he was talking to his buddy. "Sometimes I come home after a long day and I just want to whack it but I wanna shower so I go stand in the shower with my dick in my hands then nut on the curtain and shit and its all over my hands and I accidentally rub it on my hair when I go to use my conditioner. I sink down to the floor hugging myself thinking Dammit I'm better than this." ) all focus was lost for a good five minutes
So you detail cars? What do you do when you find weed? One time my friend just left a bag on his passenger seat when he his car off. Got the car back and they put it in a cup holder for him haha
When I used to detail cars back when I was like 19, the company I worked for had a contract with the county police for us to detail their cars for free. We were always finding shit like drugs and weapons. One of the girls I worked with got fired for smoking crack she found in one of the cop cars lol
So you detail cars? What do you do when you find weed? One time my friend just left a bag on his passenger seat when he his car off. Got the car back and they put it in a cup holder for him haha
All in the cup holder. Due to the time I found a dub under the seat of this guys truck. When we do the basic interior, they can watch the car go down the belt from behind the glass. So I'm cleaning this dude's truck when I spot it and I suck it up with the vacuum like "sweet I can get this later." Didn't know the dude was watching but I guess he knew. Which confused the fuck out of me because I found it under the seat and it didn't look like he was hiding it. So I get to the end of the belt, drive the truck out to him and all is well for about five minutes. This guy leaves and five minutes later comes speeding back to the detail shop entrance and dear god all hell broke loose. This guy is yelling, screaming and threatening to fight everybody ) My managers are trying to calm him down and he's screaming about calling corporate and shit. Then he sees me and starts yelling at the top of his lungs "YOU! YOU OWE ME MONEY MOTHERFUCKER!" before my manager called the cops ) Ever since then, if I find shit it goes in the cup holder.
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So you detail cars? What do you do when you find weed? One time my friend just left a bag on his passenger seat when he his car off. Got the car back and they put it in a cup holder for him haha