Watching Chris Tucker's stand up special "Man, dating a white girl had me doin all kinds of shit black people never do. Going to fancy restaurants, showing up on time." )
One of the first jokes about how he needs a girl that can take joke like if he came in with a ski mask on and started raping her just repulsed the fuck out of me and I turned it off.
Donald Trump put this on his twitter "The reason my Casino in Atlantic City went bankrupt was because I had an all-you-can-eat buffet in the same state as Chris Christie." FUCK )
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me "let's go smoke weed about it."
Just now on a group chat:
Cousin: "you see aaron, when a boy and a girl love each other very much, they put it in her butthole"
Me: "I dont understand"
Friend: "The birds and the bees. The bird sticks its penis in a bees ass"
Me: "bees have stingers"
Friend: "oh shit"
Me: "ask my cousin about getting stung"...