These annoying ass customers walk up to the counter. My boss: i hate those people I wish i had a gun to shoot them with Me: haha Her: I mean paintball gun
"i lykke to thnak u all for coming to my beufday with two bands. u alll support me, thabk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu CARI HHEHEHEHHE FOR THAT SEPTEMBER 55 PICTURE IT WAS EPIC. lol u all were great hahahahha. deffektor vs. one mind shwo great birthday show. im drunk as fuck "
"MY BROTHER IS A CHILD MOLESTING MONSTER!" - Fat dude on the bus talking loudly on his cell phone. Once he got off everyone was shaking their heads and talking about him. I wish it was considered rude to talk on your cell phone on the bus like it is in Japan because it is so annoying hearing people talk like there's no one else around them, especially about something to do with a family member and child molestation.
hanging with a couple friends after work last night and my friend was talking about how hes considering doing mushrooms for when he goes to disneyland with his family next month
Cousin to her roommate: we should go work out tomorrow Friend on Skype: I thought about doing that once. But when faced with going outside and working out, and staying in to play World of Warcraft, WoW wins. Cousin: wow really? Friend: Do you know what happened outside? World War II happened outside. Thats why I stay inside. Other cousin: Yea. The Holocaust happened outside. Inside is more safe.
Cousin to her roommate: we should go work out tomorrow Friend on Skype: I thought about doing that once. But when faced with going outside and working out, and staying in to play World of Warcraft, WoW wins. Cousin: wow really? Friend: Do you know what happened outside? World War II happened outside. Thats why I stay inside. Other cousin: Yea. The Holocaust happened outside. Inside is more safe.
"hey dude... so things got good tonight.... scene missing, scene missing, we eskimo twins now... can you drive me to the nearest planned parenthood clinic?"
"hey dude... so things got good tonight.... scene missing, scene missing, we eskimo twins now... can you drive me to the nearest planned parenthood clinic?"
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My boss: i hate those people I wish i had a gun to shoot them with
Me: haha
Her: I mean paintball gun
Chick "who are they fighting"
https://www.facebook.com/BillNyeTheHighestGuy
"i lykke to thnak u all for coming to my beufday with two bands. u alll support me, thabk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu CARI HHEHEHEHHE FOR THAT SEPTEMBER 55 PICTURE IT WAS EPIC. lol u all were great hahahahha. deffektor vs. one mind shwo great birthday show. im drunk as fuck "
"God damn kid, if you were any dumber we'd have to water you"
Once he got off everyone was shaking their heads and talking about him. I wish it was considered rude to talk on your cell phone on the bus like it is in Japan because it is so annoying hearing people talk like there's no one else around them, especially about something to do with a family member and child molestation.
friend 1: "I dont know if thats a great idea"
friend 2: "cmon man I could keep my cool. I did Zoo Lights ( http://www.theroamingboomers.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Phoenix-Zoo-Lights.jpg )"
friend 1: "dude I have a picture of you NOT doing zoo lights"
[turns to me]
friend 1: "we get to the giraffes next to some kids and he looks like this"
Cousin to her roommate: we should go work out tomorrow
Friend on Skype: I thought about doing that once. But when faced with going outside and working out, and staying in to play World of Warcraft, WoW wins.
Cousin: wow really?
Friend: Do you know what happened outside? World War II happened outside. Thats why I stay inside.
Other cousin: Yea. The Holocaust happened outside. Inside is more safe.
"I'm going to get on stage and pet Bill Steer. There's no barrier so I could totally do it."
Some guy in the crowd: "I am gonna kick your ass
Guy in ring: "Good idea, wrong mother fucker"
"Relationship Status: I am getting my hair cut once a months so I can feel boobs brush my arm" bahahaha