I was messing with my little cousin whike he was eating and he was gettimg upset. Hes 3. Well anyway my dad was like why you doing that, stop. And my grandma was like oh he just likes little boys
"You know whats a fucking nice anti depressant that only works every month or so and only for a couple minutes? Letting your pubes get all amazonian and then shaving them"
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"Orange soda is definitely the best shit ever known to man.. It's like... Idk... God's cock in your mouth? Yea, that's it.."
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I was messing with my little cousin whike he was eating and he was gettimg upset. Hes 3. Well anyway my dad was like why you doing that, stop. And my grandma was like oh he just likes little boys
"Everybody says social security isn't gonna be there in 20 years for me....I disagree, once all these baby boomers kick the bucket we'll be fine"
Roommate: "No, I think you're finally noticing them"
Me:
Me in response: "I'm sure someone on campus will sell you some..."
"Whenever I see someone use the term "thirsty" to describe someone else... I immediately assume that person is fucking stupid."
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I'm interested to see how this class goes...lol
Dude: So you work here?
Me: No
Dude: Oh, you look like you work in a mall.
Me:
I tried explaining to the dude that the game isn't made to be realistic but he wasn't having it
Roommate: "Something in the water, its the same reason the women are so aggressive here".