"hey dude... so things got good tonight.... scene missing, scene missing, we eskimo twins now... can you drive me to the nearest planned parenthood clinic?"
old black woman to young black man at work, "did you check out the attitude on that guy? and he's not white or hispanic. he's colored, just like us! whoo whee, what's up with that?"
Old one popped in my head "This is like the time we found out we all like anal"
This was just on worlds dumbest Guy: I'll be honest I drank a lot. I know I shouldn't be driving a vehicle, that's why I'm in a golf cart. Cop: You realize a golf cart is a motorized vehicle? Guy: No, I did not.
Comments
me: "Someone just got laid"
laughs
PA: If the customer looking for Malibu's Most Wanted on DVD is still here, please come to the desk.
Me "no why?"
Chick "because im hitting om you"
Ended up getting dat d sucked. Thank you based god. ^:)^
"did you check out the attitude on that guy? and he's not white or hispanic.
he's colored, just like us! whoo whee, what's up with that?"
Post a pic :!!
Younger brother: Well I guess I have half a brain.
I asked him to name a song of hers and he just aimlessly stared before walking away.
"This is like the time we found out we all like anal"
This was just on worlds dumbest
Guy: I'll be honest I drank a lot. I know I shouldn't be driving a vehicle, that's why I'm in a golf cart.
Cop: You realize a golf cart is a motorized vehicle?
Guy: No, I did not.