Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

Rex_Capone420

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That_Guy_Arlo

That wasn't funny at all, my god.

FLAT

Ya had to be there

FLAT

Sorry i aint a high brow mofo

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Wunderbarrrr said:

you wouldn't understand texas man [-(

Texas Is like women, even they don't understand themselves.

Only difference is most people don't want to be anywhere near Texas.

MetalCoresades

guy on the nu-boards said this about me after watching one of my band's videos

"From your comments on here I had pictured you as a metrosexual clean cut fancy nancy kind of guy so I was wrong there."

made me laugh

TiradesOfTruth

Randy Marsh: There's more to life than profits!

Indian dude: Like what?

Randy Marsh: You know like Slurpees and stuff

FLAT

"i was old enough to fuck but i wasnt old enough to buy beer" )

NOCAP

"How you don't find a black girl attractive?! You that nigga from Shallow Hal. You need glasses." -My coworker to me when I was pointing out only white women and talking about our female coworkers.

SkullAndCrossbones

you have good taste, that's why.

FIRENATHANIELHACKETT

MC has jungle fever :-?

MetalCoresades

Teh_Rutabaga said:

MC has cabin fever :-?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pWPg2DXcHA

OPP

"yo dawg how do a pussy taste??" -guy to his friend who passed me in the casino at mgm

Rex_Capone420

Playing cod against this dude

" I'm just trying ta get my head shots but these niggas is trying to damn hard"

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"Remember all the riots that broke out when OJ was found not guilty?

Pepperidge Farms remembers"

Rex_Capone420

/:)

NOCAP

"The Zimmerman Acquittal is a declaration of War!" -Amiri Baraka

evilDD

"There is no God...There is only Alki David and BattleCam" DJ-Panz
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evilDD

"im gonna wh00p your homo ass, not cuz youre gay, but because youre ugly stupid and young" 1NATASHA 7/22/13 5:37 am

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Rex_Capone420

TheShield said:

"The Zimmerman Acquittal is a declaration of War!" -Amiri Baraka

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