Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

MetalCoresades

Yea.

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MetalCrusades said:

Yea.

Xeno

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

MetalCrusades said:

Yea.

You shut your shit eating mother fucking lie spewing faggot mouth.

Whore.

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Xenocide said:

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

MetalCrusades said:

Yea.

Whore.

Pot calling the kettle black

)

Necrothulhu

I think all the HP megafans made her a bit overrated imo. She has to do quite a few more movies to see if she's as great as everyone hold her up to be. She was great in HP btw

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I think she'll be the same as Daniel Radcliffe has been in every movie since HP, exactly the same.

MetalSSlayer

"At any given time, the urge to sing 'The Lion Sleeps Tonight' is just a whim away. A whim away, a whim away, a whim away.."

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Watching Clerks 2

"Is that a fucking bible?"

"Hey, hey, the HOLY Fucking Bible, son"

Almost lost it )

FLAT

Clerks 2 :x

Episode

Jamie texted me.

Him: Dude Madden is fucking ridiculous. I just got it and I'm playing as my favorite team the Cowboys.......

Me: Stahp. :-|

1D_for_life

"So a girl on my floor threw up in the bathroom bc she was drunk and someone told on her. Uhhh, this happened like 30 times a night at bama"

- friend that now goes to Baylor

1D_for_life

Whataburger speaks the troof on Twitter

"#ImSingleBecause no one is as good to me as Whataburger" :x

FLAT

dude threw down on memphis and the announcers were saying how good he was amd my dad was like "yeah but can be write" lmao )

of course he was black

OPP

On a music quiz I took just now for a class, it had an audio sample and asked to identify the artist. The choices were Nine Inch Nails or Elvis

That_Guy_Arlo

THE_snert said:

"yeah but can be write"

FLAT

he**

FLAT

me to rex: im second in the mu bracket >-

rex to me: ya because you're playing against a bunch of retards

)

MarcTheFallen

Your 2nd but you are in 5th place )

FLAT

tied with a bunch of niggas

FLAT

you're