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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    edited March 2013
    on dog the bounty hunter

    big huge titty chick: are you 99 percent sure she is gonna be there?
    dumb ass hick chick: Yeah im 90.99 percent sure
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  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,282 mod
    "Whoever put fucking toilet paper in my pillow is an asshole" -My friend Eric


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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Hanging out drinking at my buddy's house.

    My friend Jake walks out of the room and comes back without his pants (he had shorts on).

    Me: What happened to your pants?

    Jake: What? *Looks down*. Fucking Chupacabra ate my pants.
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited March 2013
    >in the middle of a heated discussion during a meeting
    >in a bar, so other people around
    >arguing with boss
    >final countdown starts playing
    >everyone stops and says this song is awesome
    >talk about rocky
    >other movies this song has been in
    >"wait, what were we arguing about again?"

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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    the final countdown was never actually in a Rocky movie doe
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    having a meeting with your boss at a bar... \m/
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    me: oh yea we set the clocks back
    Britt: We did?
    me: yea lmao
    its 241
    Britt: All the clocks changed without me knowing.
    me: yea...they do it automatically
    lmao
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Shut up! I was preoccupied damn it!
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
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  • ...... Posts: 31,548 master of ceremonies
    "So I added Princess Diana on Xbox Live, but she must not have any games cause she is always on the dashboard."
    inb4lists
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    edited March 2013
    Cooking Chicken and Steaks outside lastnight.
    -Dog decides to have some chicken and beer with me.
    -Dog pukes 15 minutes later.

    Wife- Grose!! I wonder why he threw up? Probably the beer.
    Me- Nah, we drink every time I BBQ. Its bc he's been running around like a maniac bc the neighors chickens are close to the fence. I bet you he eats it here in a minute.
    Wife- No he wont.
    Me- yeah he will, hes a dog.

    -wife goes inside.
    -dog eats puke off the ground.
    -wife come back out side

    Me- told you he would.
    Wife- Eeewww, bad dog!
    Me- he wants you to smell his breath, its ok I bet it still taste like chicken at least.
    Wife- Nooo, get away!!!

    The face only an owner can love.
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    after eating his own puke...
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    me: make sure you wear shoes youre not gonna care about getting poop on
    mom: oh thats bad because i dont have any
    me: well then put plastic bags over your shoes! idk!
    mom: yea! thats what ill do! good idea!
    me: OMG I WAS JOKING! -_-
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "If the war on drugs brought in more drugs and the war on terror created more terrorists, can we have a war on jobs and money soon?"
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "Does a transformer get life insurance or car insurance?"
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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer
    so since Alex is on the road hes using his phones speech function..

    me: can you just say 'bubblebutt' into the phone and try not to laugh please
    Alex: Bubble b***

    his damn phone censors the word 'butt' :))
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,031 master of ceremonies
    "Let the Emma Watson hunt commence!"

    My friend when we went to Chipotle which is about a 30 second walk away from Brown University.

    Unfortunately, no sightings occurred.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,706 spicy boy
    Xenocide said:

    "Let the Emma Watson hunt commence!"

    My friend when we went to Chipotle which is about a 30 second walk away from Brown University.

    Unfortunately, no sightings occurred.

    Me and my friend had a debate about Emma Watson today... she's overrated as hell.
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
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  • XenoXeno Posts: 21,031 master of ceremonies
    No.
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