"So your boy toy likes dubstep? I'll meet him in the pit, where the only glow sticks allowed illuminate a path for those in search of broken mangled bodies."
"So your boy toy likes dubstep? I'll meet him in the pit, where the only glow sticks allowed illuminate a path for those in search of broken mangled bodies."
Got a chuckle out of this. It's in regards to bands that have taken forever to release an album.
"Most of the ones I can think of have been mentioned already (but I'll drop Thorns once more because by this point it's excruciating), so I'll add Repugnant. Especially if it's true that some members are also part of Ghost and the main reason we still haven't got a sequel to the glorious riff orgy known as Epitome of Darkness is because of Papa Shango and the Traveling Circus of Sugarcoated Wannabe Occult Morsemanure. Now that would be insult added to injury."
I like jags sense of humor because it reminds me of like that rich old guy sense of humor in cartoons where they laugh at a business related joke that most people don't find nearly as funny, except his is music based.
*Sees two honeydips sitting down* Me: "Bro, I bet you won't go over there and bring those two girls back." Curran: "Bet, I'll just pretend that I'm that mentally challenged kid and sit in the middle of them."
Friend: "isnt his dad a doctor or something?" Me: "i dont know, why?" Friend: "well I saw him in scrubs or something" Me: "was it halloween?" Friend: "yea.... ohhhhhh"
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News for ya bud. You're both fucking faggots.
Random dude: Hey man what's that you've got
Me: My colostomy bag
Random dude: That must be a pain carrying that shit around
Me: No shit
"Most of the ones I can think of have been mentioned already (but I'll drop Thorns once more because by this point it's excruciating), so I'll add Repugnant. Especially if it's true that some members are also part of Ghost and the main reason we still haven't got a sequel to the glorious riff orgy known as Epitome of Darkness is because of Papa Shango and the Traveling Circus of Sugarcoated Wannabe Occult Morsemanure. Now that would be insult added to injury."
Pantera will not stand the test of time [-(
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From Those Fishes - I Fingered An Old Bitch (i got Aids on my finger)
He turns off his Xbox and goes to bed.
Me: "Mom, can you hand me a fork?"
Mom: "It's right there, faggot."
Me: "Bro, I bet you won't go over there and bring those two girls back."
Curran: "Bet, I'll just pretend that I'm that mentally challenged kid and sit in the middle of them."
Me: "i dont know, why?"
Friend: "well I saw him in scrubs or something"
Me: "was it halloween?"
Friend: "yea.... ohhhhhh"
lea to jay on tinychat @-)