"Nightlinger said she had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs."
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My friend telling me his story of last night:
"So I woke up, and I had no idea where I was at first, I couldn't remember anything after like, 1 AM. But there was this girl next to me and I realized I was in Thurston (the freshman dorm). She woke up right after I did and I was just like "hey...how're you feeling?" and she was just like "What happened to your accent?" and I had no idea what she was talking about, so I just faked a British accent. She immediately got furious and told me to get the fuck out. Apparently I was from Alabama last night."
My roommate's cousin: How do you eat around here? My roommate: We have an arrangement with the dining hall. Her cousin: Food stamps? My roommate's twin: What the fuck you talking about? This ain't Trenton!
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Me: Oh yeah? And what's it going to be?
Chris: If drinks aren't involved, neither am I.
"Nightlinger said she had been starving after spending two weeks in the wild when she devised an innovative way to catch fish using her private parts as bait and then trapping her meal between her legs."
:-O
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"So I woke up, and I had no idea where I was at first, I couldn't remember anything after like, 1 AM. But there was this girl next to me and I realized I was in Thurston (the freshman dorm). She woke up right after I did and I was just like "hey...how're you feeling?" and she was just like "What happened to your accent?" and I had no idea what she was talking about, so I just faked a British accent. She immediately got furious and told me to get the fuck out. Apparently I was from Alabama last night."
Friend: If we get caught, pretend we don't speak english.
Cop: What happened here?
Me: No hablo ingles!
Cop: Oh que paso?
Me: Run...
him: whoa are you launching a missle with codes? Where are you launching it?
me: north korea
My roommate: We have an arrangement with the dining hall.
Her cousin: Food stamps?
My roommate's twin: What the fuck you talking about? This ain't Trenton!
-some cunt at Food City