“did you think I was lying? i said im evil without even trying already dead so im not scared of dying drinking the red from you heart in one sitting you think you got me pegged? you must be kidding i raise the dead up and they do my bidding girl, i am 1000 years old, im a riddle bad little boy. yes, im bad but not little”
Something funny I heard today.... My back cracking in three places as the guy behind me at Metallica drove his elbow into my spine. It actually felt quite good!
Not so funny was the sound of the vertebrae in my neck compressing as a crowd surfer landed on my head a short time later....
Really really stoned so it was probably funnier then
Justin: I'm stoked to see Mumford & Sons but I haven't even heard a song by them. Me: Dude you've heard The Cave. Everybody has heard The Cave. People in...in..in caves have heard the cave. Justin: I don't know maybe I have Josh: Nah man what got them big was that one song....Little Lion King *Seconds pass bye* Josh: Wait...Little Lion MAN
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i said im evil without even trying
already dead so im not scared of dying
drinking the red from you heart in one sitting
you think you got me pegged?
you must be kidding
i raise the dead up and they do my bidding
girl, i am 1000 years old, im a riddle
bad little boy. yes, im bad but not little”
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My back cracking in three places as the guy behind me at Metallica drove his elbow into my spine. It actually felt quite good!
Not so funny was the sound of the vertebrae in my neck compressing as a crowd surfer landed on my head a short time later....
Her: What is that shirt you're wearing?
Me: It's a band shirt
Her: What band?
Me: Pantera
Her: Hmmmm, are they going to be playing at that festival we're going to next month?
Me: wat.jpg
Justin: I'm stoked to see Mumford & Sons but I haven't even heard a song by them.
Me: Dude you've heard The Cave. Everybody has heard The Cave. People in...in..in caves have heard the cave.
Justin: I don't know maybe I have
Josh: Nah man what got them big was that one song....Little Lion King
*Seconds pass bye*
Josh: Wait...Little Lion MAN