In the bathroom at work I hear this guy taking a rather loud shit. The the phone rings and he stops.
"thanks for calling your oregon menards, this is Tyler. Yes we do have that available...No I'm not sure about that kind. I can run back and check, but it'll be a minute. Do you mind holding?"
MetalSSlayerPosts: 6,164destroyer of motherfuckers
Comments from an article about Titus Young getting cut from the Rams after 10 days.
Guy 1: He is going to learn soon enough that football owes him nothing and he better be appreciative if he gets another opportunity or he will be working at home depot.
Guy 2: Don't insult the fine people of Home Depot.
MetalSSlayerPosts: 6,164destroyer of motherfuckers
edited February 2013
- "So....since gintama is winning so far in the contest, i decided to look at a manga chapter to check it out. first thing i see is a dude beating a motherfucker with another motherfucker"
-- "well what else would you beat a motherfucker with?"
- "I don't know, I've seen people beaten with weapons, random objects, hell, even dildos, but just havent seen that in an anime until today"
-- "Shush, your ignorance is showing. Sure, you've seen PEOPLE beaten with those things, but motherfuckers? No, a motherfucker can only be properly beaten with another motherfucker."
Comments
"Now, he's good. But why do they have to ruin it with . . . that . . THAT music?"
I am just way to nice.
I said "Will you be my ate for Valentine's? Don't worry, you'll get the D later.".
She said "Sure, but will you be my Alentine?
You're not getting the V, doe...".
She want me doe.
"thanks for calling your oregon menards, this is Tyler. Yes we do have that available...No I'm not sure about that kind. I can run back and check, but it'll be a minute. Do you mind holding?"
Friend's dad: "When I start getting bitches at the house your friends can't be over as much."
Britt: holy shit
me: lol self explanitory
Guy 1: He is going to learn soon enough that football owes him nothing and he better be appreciative if he gets another opportunity or he will be working at home depot.
Guy 2: Don't insult the fine people of Home Depot.
Mindy: You're a spic.
Nina: I'm a faucet?
Mindy: Whoa! No that's a spicket.
Me: That's your new nickname Nina.
Nina: I hate you.
"Learning to have sex by watching Porn is like learning to drive by watching Vin Diesel movies."
"Who here smokes, or has tried it?"
*Mexican kid raises his hand.* "I smoke dat sour AND dat fruity.".
"Yep, well prison is gonna get pretty fruity when you get there, too.".
-- "well what else would you beat a motherfucker with?"
- "I don't know, I've seen people beaten with weapons, random objects, hell, even dildos, but just havent seen that in an anime until today"
-- "Shush, your ignorance is showing. Sure, you've seen PEOPLE beaten with those things, but motherfuckers? No, a motherfucker can only be properly beaten with another motherfucker."