Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

SATAN

"the pres needs to leave are guns alone there are responsable people out there any way its the people that kill people not the guns go NRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-random facebook douche

FLAT

"Her hairs is just about as long as mine"

My dad talking about alicia keys )

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Lord_Flacko said:

And you're more of a "Dane Cook" funny.

Well he's fucking hilarious so .. :-??

FLAT

:-|

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He's about as funny as asking alexandria are talented 8-}

SkullAndCrossbones

"I hit a kid with my car last week. It was nothing serious. Nobody saw me."



) ) )

balanced_void91

"If its free its for me"

cheech9_4off

if i cant eat it, i dont need it! -my grandpa when we said we got him a christmas present.

we got him a dunin gift card

Brian

Thomas TankEngine Munos
I know exactly how much a Cross Armbar hurts but you don't tap out instantly.

Necrothulhu

TheNobleFaceHumper said:

Lord_Flacko said:

And you're more of a "Dane Cook" funny.

Well he's fucking hilarious so .. :-??

He used to be like 10 years ago

MetalCoresades

not really

SATAN

Dane cook is to fashion what Jeff Dunham is to culinary

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"this song is about the uh, there *points*, there and there, ah fuck it, boobies, this song is about boobs" (starts up Juular) - Devin Townsend

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"When I got home last night, my girlfriend demanded me to take her out to somewhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station."

FLAT

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Tyrant

Lol

cheech9_4off

heard it before but still funny

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Hey, it wasn't me who said them [-(

But I thought just about everything Devin said was funny.

OPP