The 2013 Grammys are coming up, the ceremony will be 3 hours long, which is just long enough for Taylor Swift to fall in love, get dumped, and write 2 new songs about it.
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Some of the comments on Nirvana's Nevermind album cover.
"Is that an umbilical cord cause I've never seen a baby with a wang that large" "20 years later- This baby turned into a human tripod!" "That baby has a bigger doink than I have as an adult...and he's in water which always causes shrnkage!"
>falls down cellar stairs >carves a spoonful of flesh out of my knee >Mom walks in >"What happ... OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED???" >"I PULLED A TAG OFF A MATTRESS, MOM. SATAN TOLD ME TO DO IT. THIS IS THE RESULT."
*at the Gojira show standing behind this guy at the merch line*
Guy-"Hey man! How much are the shirts?" Merch Guy-"All shirts are $20" Guy-"Sweet! You take credit cards?" Merch Guy-"Naw man only cash" Guy-"awww man that sucks " Me-"They have an ATM inside so you can get money" Guy-"Naw man I don't believe in ATMs" Me- Guy- Me- *turns around*
This situation happens at least 5 times a week with any group of guys who get coffee from my work
Guy 1: Can I get a black coffee? Guy 2: Black coffee Guy 3: Can I get an iced white chocolate mocha? Guy 1: You fucking faggot. Guy 2: Can you make sure to throw a midol in there too for her?
''m on the front lines, don't worry I'll be fine, the story is just beginning. Good god Shinedown is freaking incredible live. I'm callin it now.... They're gonna be the world's next super hard rock group."
One of the guys that works for me is in his 50's and had to have some of his colon removed just recently, and is now back at work. He's in charge of our parts inventory and is going nuts bc its gotten screwed up since hes been gone.
Texting my area manager.
Me: Mark is going berzerk about inventory. It's too early for this shit! AM: I'll be there in 10, I'll take care of it. Me: YEAH BC YOU TOOK PARTS OUT OF HIS VAN, AND DIDNT WRITE IT DOWN!! AM: Tell him to blow it out of his ASS! Me: That should be easy, it's just been overhauled. AM: Lol AM: He keeps eating Popey's he's going to blow out his o-ring again.
The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.
''m on the front lines, don't worry I'll be fine, the story is just beginning. Good god Shinedown is freaking incredible live. I'm callin it now.... They're gonna be the world's next super hard rock group."
Comments
"Dude, the guy before you was wearing a Dragonforce shirt. The fuck, right? Must be because he likes dick......in his mouth. He's a faaaaaagot!"
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"Is that an umbilical cord cause I've never seen a baby with a wang that large"
"20 years later- This baby turned into a human tripod!"
"That baby has a bigger doink than I have as an adult...and he's in water which always causes shrnkage!"
>carves a spoonful of flesh out of my knee
>Mom walks in
>"What happ... OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY? WHAT HAPPENED???"
>"I PULLED A TAG OFF A MATTRESS, MOM. SATAN TOLD ME TO DO IT. THIS IS THE RESULT."
Guy-"Hey man! How much are the shirts?"
Merch Guy-"All shirts are $20"
Guy-"Sweet! You take credit cards?"
Merch Guy-"Naw man only cash"
Guy-"awww man that sucks
Me-"They have an ATM inside so you can get money"
Guy-"Naw man I don't believe in ATMs"
Me-
Guy-
Me-
Guy 1: Can I get a black coffee?
Guy 2: Black coffee
Guy 3: Can I get an iced white chocolate mocha?
Guy 1: You fucking faggot.
Guy 2: Can you make sure to throw a midol in there too for her?
Texting my area manager.
Me: Mark is going berzerk about inventory. It's too early for this shit!
AM: I'll be there in 10, I'll take care of it.
Me: YEAH BC YOU TOOK PARTS OUT OF HIS VAN, AND DIDNT WRITE IT DOWN!!
AM: Tell him to blow it out of his ASS!
Me: That should be easy, it's just been overhauled.
AM: Lol
AM: He keeps eating Popey's he's going to blow out his o-ring again.
Peter: so your dad gets guys off.
From family guy