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  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    They got rid of the slogan on the back thankfully. Last season it was "Have a <3, do your part and keep the park clean"
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    do they still give out red dots?
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Yeah. Haven't earned any yet :P
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    lol i used to make kids do stupid shit to earn those..i once made kid eat a booger for one haha good times
  • 1D_for_life1D_for_life Posts: 13,785 destroyer of motherfuckers
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    They got rid of the slogan on the back thankfully. Last season it was "Have a <3, do your part and keep the park clean"</p>
    They had those when I was there monday. So gay....
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  • NecrothulhuNecrothulhu Posts: 33,444 master of ceremonies
    I was reading a Mayhem Fest article in Guitar World where they asked band members questions, and one of them was for them to finish the statement "I have seen the future of metal and it is..." and Ken Susi from Unearth had by far the best

    "I have seen the future of metal and it is hiding in a place where you would never find it. It's in some young kid's bedroom with nobody around telling him it has to sound a certain way. It's in the heart of the kid who feels it, not some shithead who is stealing sounds, samples, breakdowns and riffs, and wearing shitty clothing to try and fit in with the rest of the pack. It's in the kid who truly dreams"

    =D>
    That's badass .
    \m/
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  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    edited July 2011
    MOAR QUOTEZ
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    MOAR QUOTEZ

    - Julian
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  • cherry_or_gtfocherry_or_gtfo Posts: 1,348 salt miner
    While watching TV at my friends house, she goes in the other room to get blankets and pillows....

    Her: Hey Erica...want a pillow?
    Me: mmmmm......nah. I'm good.
    Her: Want a pillow........pet?
    Me: Yes.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    James Murphy just posted this on Facebook

    "They tried to make me go to rehab, I said No, No No.... and then I died cause that's what happens to idiots who play with fire"
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  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    GUY: What kind of music do you listen to?
    me: heavy metal
    guy: you mean that screaming shit that takes zero talent?
    me: *poker face*
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
    GUY: What kind of music do you listen to?
    me: heavy metal
    guy: you mean that screaming shit that takes zero talent?
    me: *punched him in the face*
    fixed
  • streetsstreets Posts: 3,351 just the tip
    GUY: What kind of music do you listen to?
    me: heavy metal
    guy: you mean that screaming shit that takes zero talent?
    me: *punched him in the face*
    fixed
    he was around 60 years old though
  • MenAreTrashMenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    NO REPENT
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Kid I worked with tonight. God fucking help him.

    Kid: So are you like the punk kid of the store?

    me: ...what?

    kid: Your hair is like that punk style, isn't it?

    me:
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    ... no, you're probably thinking emo, only I'm not into that kind of music. I just like my hair like this.

    kid: Oh cool, so what do you listen to then?

    me: (already seeing that this kid was retarded, not wanting to go into exact detail with my sub genres) ...I like a lot of death metal.

    kid: Oh really? Like Drowning Pool?

    me:
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    Well, they're uh... not death metal actually.

    kid: Yeah they are! I could barely understand that Let The Bodies Hit The Floor Song when it first came out.

    me:
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    Ok. Tell me what makes them death metal.

    ---------------ten minutes later of him explaining----------------

    me:
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    I gotta go.
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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    ... no, you're probably thinking emo, only I'm not into that kind of music. I just like my hair like this.
    At least you know you have a problem :p
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    I hope I never fucking run into this kid at work ever again. Jesus H Christ I felt stupider standing next to him.

    Oh, and in his explanation, he was saying how "if they aren't death metal, then why are they loud?"
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