Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

MenAreTrash

Punch him in the face too.

OPP

... no, you're probably thinking emo, only I'm not into that kind of music. I just like my hair like this.

At least you know you have a problem

I'm an odd one, I'll willingly admit that. Not many people would guess that my favorite kind of music is sludge metal just from my appearance.

OPP

I think he deserves my "Logically Handicapped" hat.

The only previous owner of said apparel was my ex-girlfriend, Rebecca "NIN is screamo" Wilcox.

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

lawl,
I had somethin similar happen today.

KridesBrideBritt

Me: Nina, stop being sadistic.
Nina (my 12yr old sister): I don't know what that means.
Me: It means that you like inflicting pain on others.
Nina: I like that. But it's just a cat.
Me: Still. Stop it.
Nina: I will if you give me a meatball.
Me: No.
Nina: Fine. I'll continue being statistic.
Me: Sadistic.
Nina: Whatever.

Brian

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Britt, you have the best quotes from your family

cherry_or_gtfo

^HAH!

KridesBrideBritt

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Britt, you have the best quotes from your family

That's cuz my family is full of of oddballs. Metalhead parents, metalhead brother, and pop-loving sister. We're quite a bunch. We do say the weirdest things. )

sbs_will

Kick that kids ass.

OPP

Kick that kids ass.

Punch him in the face too.

KridesBrideBritt

Just at a diner with friends

Becky: So, I heard Steve nairs his balls.
Sean: Yeah, he told me he leaves it on for a sec.
Becky: So, you down for it?
Sean: Huh?
Becky: I want to nair your balls.
Sean: No.
Becky: I also want to dye them rainbow.
Sean: No.
Becky: Yes.
Sean: No.
Becky: You have to sleep sometime.

MetalSSlayer

Some people are like Slinkies, not much use but it's fun to watch them fall down a flight of stairs.

sbs_will

Kick that kids ass.

Punch him in the face too.

Excellent. ~O)

Some people are like Slinkies, not much use but it's fun to watch them fall down a flight of stairs.

:-D

Adam

Old school quote that i make fun of cousin for.

Me: Were taking the long way back to my crib
Him : Sounds good
Me: Look it's nate's house
Him : My dick's as big as that garage haha
Me : it's a one car garage hahaha

Just yesterday i ran into my neighbor at the gas station.
and he saw my cousin and was like my dick's as small as that garage.

Brian

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drinkwine732

"You should just send smoke signals to your friends when you want to hang out with them, it would be much more appropriate."

- Ma.

KridesBrideBritt

Mom: How do you spell China?
Me: Seriously?
Mom: Is it "C-i-n-a"?
Me: You gotta be kidding...

MenAreTrash

Mom: How do you spell China?
Me: Seriously?
Mom: Is it "C-i-n-a"?
Me: You gotta be kidding...

If you're mom's Italian, it'd kinda make sense...

KridesBrideBritt

Mom: How do you spell China?
Me: Seriously?
Mom: Is it "C-i-n-a"?
Me: You gotta be kidding...

If you're mom's Italian, it'd kinda make sense...

We're Italian, yes.

MenAreTrash

Then it makes sense. In Italian, the C makes a "ch" sounds, as in chicken, or China.