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Brian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers

May 2011

Wow

TUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
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sbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner

May 2011

Exactly.

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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

May 2011 edited May 2011

Today, I noticed that the ceiling below my drum kit is cracking.

@-)
I live on the 2nd floor and our basement floods, hence why it's in my room.
:-?? @-)

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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Bottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip

May 2011

Bought my friend dinner at Olive Garden tonight to celebrate her news that she gets to model clothes at A-kon. After dinner this ensued:

Friend: So that waiter was TOTALLY hitting on you!
Me: Dude, he gave us TWO mints each. He totally wants my body.

Yes I quoted myself but I thought it was funny.

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2011

Bianca: Oh my god... somebody could put peanut butter on a pile of shit and I'd lick it off.
Me:

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I love winning with women
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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,737 mod

May 2011

:-|

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2011

Can't tell if trolling or kinky...

I love winning with women
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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

May 2011

i love peanut butter...dont judge me

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2011

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I love winning with women
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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

May 2011

I do too, but it's not worth ecoli.

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

May 2011

but its fucking PEANUT BUTTER

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OPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy

May 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZAGBL6UBA

I love winning with women
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SkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers

May 2011

thats weird because if someone put a pile of shit on peanut butter i'd lick it off

"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

May 2011

but its fucking PEANUT BUTTER
I understand. But nothing is worth ecoli.

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ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer

May 2011

mmmm this gooey goodness in my mouth

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JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,737 mod

May 2011

lol Slap

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MenAreTrash Posts: 27,667 spicy boy

May 2011

I speak the troof, man.

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Shanez_Wife Posts: 2,008 just the tip

May 2011

"Eh, photoshopped." -Shane when he saw a guys cock bigger than his. I sense jealousy.

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Episode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers

May 2011

Lol people are fucking retarded.

Cannibal Corpse is down with the clown in that case.

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NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker

May 2011

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgP2NJFqugM&feature=player_embedded

apparently the situations dad is a little jelly lololol what an embarrassment

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