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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    "Japan has some weird contests"

    The contest was in San Francisco, lol.
    Oh... i saw japanese sex toy rep and thought it was in japan
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  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    metal crusades masturbation record is 4 seconds before he felt jesus guilty and went soft
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    Nola jerkz ov 10 timez a day and prays to Satan


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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    metal crusades masturbation record is 4 seconds before he felt jesus guilty and went soft
    haha
  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Mom sends husband on errand, then kills family

    PERINTON, N.Y. — A western New York woman sent her husband on an errand Wednesday, then used a shotgun to kill her father, her 10-year-old daughter and herself, authorities said. The older man managed to tell sheriff's deputies what had happened just before he died.

    Penelope Luddy, 53, had been "extremely distraught" for the past few weeks and may have been undergoing treatment, the Monroe County Sheriff Patrick O'Flynn said. He declined to elaborate except to say that "the family had been concerned."

    Luddy persuaded her 57-year-old husband, Michael, to go visit a sick relative around 8:30 a.m., O'Flynn said.

    When he returned just over an hour later, he found his wife dead and his daughter, Alexandra, and father-in-law, 79-year-old Harold Bertram, gravely wounded in the finished basement of their home on a quiet cul-de-sac in a hilly section of Perinton, a Rochester suburb.

    Both Bertram and the girl had been shot twice. There were signs of a struggle in the basement, where Bertram had been living for some years, investigators said.

    His injuries "were very severe, so he was very limited in the amount (of information) he could provide to us" at the home and in an ambulance, said sheriff's Lt. Michael Fowler. Penelope Luddy did not leave a note.

    Bertram told deputies that "she had shot both the daughter and him prior to taking her life," O'Flynn said. They were pronounced dead at the hospital.

    It's unclear who owned the 12-gauge shotgun Luddy used. The couple had obtained pistol permits in September, but police were unable to find any record of either buying a gun, O'Flynn said.

    No permit would have been required for the shotgun, he said.

    Luddy typically drove her daughter, a fifth-grader, to her elementary school in nearby Pittsford shortly after 9 a.m. each morning. Counselors were on hand at the school for students, faculty and staff members.


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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    Man wins Lamborghini, crashes it hours later

    SALT LAKE CITY — A truck driver who won a Lamborghini worth about $300,000 in a convenience store contest crashed the sports car six hours after he got it, and he now plans to sell the 640-horsepower convertible because he can't afford the insurance or taxes.

    "I already had offers on it. I'm going to sell it," David Dopp said Wednesday. "I have bills more important than a Lamborghini. I've got a family to support."

    Dopp, a 34-year-old truck driver for Frito-Lay, spun out of control just a few hours after taking the keys to the Murcielago Roadster that he won in a "Joe Schmo to Lambo" contest sponsored by Maverik convenience stores.

    The lime green convertible was being held by his insurance company at a Utah towing yard. It will be sent to an authorized Las Vegas dealer for repairs next week.

    Dopp told The Associated Press the damage "isn't super bad" — a punctured oil pan and tire, and a few dents and scratches on the front and rear ends. The father of six said he couldn't afford to pay taxes on the car or the insurance, which runs $3,500 every six months.

    "That's why rich people own them," he said. "The poor people like me don't."

    Dopp was taking family members and friends on joy rides the first evening. He said he took a curve at about 45 mph and "hit some black ice and spun out." The car jumped a curb and went through a fence before coming to a rest about 75 feet off the road. Neither Dopp nor his passenger was injured.

    "My heart pretty much fell out," Annette Dopp told KSL-TV of Salt Lake City. "They said they were OK. Then (came), you know, that feeling when your heart drops and you're like, 'Oh, my gosh. What do we do now?'"

    The Lamborghini was the envy of Santaquin, a town of 9,000 about 55 miles south of Salt Lake City. Police say the Lamborghini's high-performance summer tires weren't suited for icy conditions and the car is simply too powerful — and exceptionally light with carbon fiber body parts. Dopp wasn't ticketed.

    Dopp was videotaped jumping up and down and hollering in speechless disbelief when contest officials announced during a Nov. 12 college football game that he won the car. He had to take out insurance before he could claim the car — "that was a good thing," he says — and took the keys to the roadster Saturday.

    Dopp said he never imagined he could keep the car for long because it costs too much to own.

    He also won $5,000 worth of driving lessons at Miller Motorsports Park in Tooele County.

    Dopp said he'll be more careful the next time he gets behind the wheel.

    The giveaway contest was for customers who use a rewards card at Maverik's 220 stores. It was co-sponsored by nonprofit organization "teamgive," which raises awareness about rare neurological diseases.

    Dopp said Maverik valued the Lamborghini at $358,000, but because it's a 2008 model that had 1,500 miles on the odometer, he believes the value is closer to $300,000 — and he's willing to sell it for less after the body shop fixes it.

    Online car appraisal sites don't list market values for a 2008 Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster


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  • SkullAndCrossbonesSkullAndCrossbones Posts: 16,452 destroyer of motherfuckers
    lol that sucks but he should still get some good money for it.
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  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    A BROOKLYN man repaid the kindness of an elderly woman who hired him for odd jobs by first stealing from her - and then burning her alive when she fired him, police allege.

    Accused killer Jerome ''Jerry'' Isaac, 47, was reportedly reeking of gasoline when he turned himself in to police more than eight hours after the torching of 73-year-old churchgoer Delores Gillespie.

    Police claim Isaac was furious that the postal clerk had refused to pay him for some of the work he had done at her Prospect Heights apartment after she discovered he had allegedly swiped her kitchenware and DVD player.

    Isaac allegedly ambushed the woman at 4.10pm local time Saturday, standing in the fifth-floor hallway of her building as the elevator doors opened.

    Police said Isaac sprayed her with a flammable liquid, used a barbecue lighter to set her ablaze, tossed a Molotov cocktail at her and then sprayed her again even though she was already engulfed in flames.
  • mrAPEmrAPE Posts: 39,476 moneytalker
    NY State Fair unveils 1,500-calorie 'Donut Burger'
    July 28, 2011
    SYRACUSE, N.Y.—Want fries with that ... doughnut?

    A food booth in Syracuse will unveil the "Big Kahuna Donut Burger" at this year's New York State Fair.

    For between $5 and $6, the adventurous eater will get a quarter-pound burger in between slices of a grilled, glazed doughnut. Toss on some cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and onion and you've got yourself a 1,500-calorie meal.

    America's state fairs can be counted on to provide foods featuring offbeat ingredient combinations. Wisconsin has chocolate covered bacon on a stick, you can get fried beer in Texas, Massachusetts provides fried jelly beans and North Carolina has the "Koolickle," pickles soaked in Kool-Aid.

    New York's fair opens Aug. 25.

    They have been making those at a little family diner here in northern Kentucky for a long ass time this is nothing new.
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,769 spicy boy
    WTF.....

    http://news.msn.co.nz/worldnews/8396094/beer-thief-carries-case-between-her-legs
    i think i saw this on "Worlds Dumbest Criminals" lol

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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    someone has been leaving bomb packages at local walmarts this is like the third one
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  • Stoned_CatzStoned_Catz Posts: 34,915 jayfacer
    catholics ask ghays not to have sex... but say nothing to their preists about pedoisms


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  • NOLANOLA Posts: 6,353 jayfacer
    edited January 2012
    It's a week old, but just read about it...



    Dead Teen Sued for Losing Control of Flying Body Parts

    http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/130874/dead_teen_sued_by_victim?utm_medium=sem2&utm_campaign=outbrain&utm_source=outbrain&utm_content=outbrain&quick_picks=1

    You think you've heard it all until I tell you that an appeals court in Illinois recently ruled that a woman is allowed to sue a dead teen's estate for injuries caused by his flying body parts. The 18-year-old boy was running across the Amtrak tracks to catch another train but didn't make it -- he was hit by an oncoming train going 70 mph and his body was torn apart by the force and flung onto a nearby passengers' waiting platform. The woman, 58, was struck by a sizable chunk of the boy's body and was knocked to the ground, breaking her leg and wrist. The court ruled that the boy's death was "reasonably foreseeable" and that his estate can be held responsible for his negligence.

    I'm sorry, but who goes around suing a dead teen whose body was ripped to shreds in one of the most gruesome ways imaginable?

    I can't say that my first or even fiftieth instinct after being pummeled to the ground by half of a bloody torso would be to raise my fist in the air and declare that whoever had the nerve to let their body explode and land on me will most certainly pay in court. Even if my leg was shattered, I still can't imagine going after the dead teen's estate.

    The family of the deceased has suffered enough -- their son was blasted by a train. It doesn't get much worse than that. And to think that they have to endure a woman nitpicking her way into their bank accounts is disgusting. It's not like this kid had millions -- what is she hoping to gain from this lawsuit?

    It won't make her leg any better. I can't imagine it'd help her heal in any way, shape, or form. I don't think a normal person would feel good about suing for injuries caused by a dead teen's flying body parts. Yeah, he did something incredibly stupid, but I think he paid the price. He's dead. His body was blown to bits. No need to drive the point home with what seems like a frivolous, greedy, and hurtful lawsuit.
  • BlindGuardian93BlindGuardian93 Posts: 4,988 jayfacer
    .....wow
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  • MetalSSlayerMetalSSlayer Posts: 6,164 destroyer of motherfuckers
    'If Fred Got Two Beatings Per Day…' Homework Asks

    Third graders in in Gwinnett County, Ga., were given math homework Wednesday that asked questions about slavery and beatings.

    Christopher Braxton told ABC News affiliate WSB-TV in Atlanta that he couldn't believe the assignment his 8-year-old son brought home from of Beaver Ridge Elementary school in Norcross.

    "It kind of blew me away," Braxton said. "Do you see what I see? Do you really see what I see? He's not answering this question."

    The question read, "Each tree had 56 oranges. If eight slaves pick them equally, then how much would each slave pick?"

    Another math problem read, "If Frederick got two beatings per day, how many beatings did he get in one week?"

    Another question asked how many baskets of cotton Frederick filled.

    "I was furious at that point," Braxton said.

    "This outrages me because it just lets me know that there's still racists," said Stephanie Jones, whose child is a student at the school.

    "Something like that shouldn't be imbedded into a kid of the third, fourth, fifth, any grade," parent Terrance Barnett told WSB-TV. "I'm having to explain to my 8-year-old why slavery or slaves or beatings are in a math problem. That hurts."

    "In this one, the teachers were trying to do a cross-curricular activity," Gwinnett County school district spokeswoman Sloan Roach said.

    Roach said the teachers were attempting to incorporate social studies into math problems.

    "We understand that there are concerns about these questions, and we agree that these questions were not appropriate," she said.
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Are you fucking kidding me
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    i read that last night, lulzy and pathetic at the same time...im in shock
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