WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
A reporter decided to do a piece on Indian headbands... so she went to the nearest tribe and walked up to the first Indian she could find.
"Excuse me." "Yes?" "Can I ask you why you have one feather in your headband?" "Me have one wife, me have one feather" "ahhh... that is cute"
so she goes up to another Indian
"Excuse me." "Yes?" "Can I ask you why you have two feathers in your headband?" "Me have two wives, me have two feathers" "uhhh... this is going no where"
So she decides to cut to the chase and go to the chief
"Excuse me chief." "Yes?" "Can I ask you why you have feathers running all the way to the ground??" "Me FUCK them ALL, BIG and SMALL" "OH MY GOD! You should be hung!!!" "Yes. Big like Buffalo, long like snake" "Oh dear!" "Noooo Deer. Butt too high, run too fast"
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
A guy gets pulled over for speeding and the officer walks up and says
"Do you know why I pulled you over today?" "Yes. But I need to confess that I have a gun in the glove box and a dead body in the truck"
at that the officer pulls his gun on the guy, and radios for backup. When the chief of police gets there he goes and investigates the scene and comes back to have a discussion with the driver.
"What's going on here? The officer who pulled you over said that you had a gun in the glove box and a dead body in the trunk. I checked and there is neither a gun or a dead body"
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"Excuse me."
"Yes?"
"Can I ask you why you have one feather in your headband?"
"Me have one wife, me have one feather"
"ahhh... that is cute"
so she goes up to another Indian
"Excuse me."
"Yes?"
"Can I ask you why you have two feathers in your headband?"
"Me have two wives, me have two feathers"
"uhhh... this is going no where"
So she decides to cut to the chase and go to the chief
"Excuse me chief."
"Yes?"
"Can I ask you why you have feathers running all the way to the ground??"
"Me FUCK them ALL, BIG and SMALL"
"OH MY GOD! You should be hung!!!"
"Yes. Big like Buffalo, long like snake"
"Oh dear!"
"Noooo Deer. Butt too high, run too fast"
It's starting to rain so he pulls over to offer a ride.
"Yeahhh man, our bicycle is broken down, both of us we needs a ride."
Ok, says the truck driver, but I dont have room in the cab so you'll have to ride in the trailer.
I also have a whole load of bowling balls in the back, so you'll have to squeeze in.
A few miles later he gets pulled over by two troopers. One trooper is checking the tires, the brakes and when he opens the back doors, he yells out
"emergency! seal off the area"
the other trooper comes running to see what's the problem.
"he got a truckload of nigger eggs, two of them hatched, and they've already stolen a bike!!!
"Do you know why I pulled you over today?"
"Yes. But I need to confess that I have a gun in the glove box and a dead body in the truck"
at that the officer pulls his gun on the guy, and radios for backup. When the chief of police gets there he goes and investigates the scene and comes back to have a discussion with the driver.
"What's going on here? The officer who pulled you over said that you had a gun in the glove box and a dead body in the trunk. I checked and there is neither a gun or a dead body"
"Oh I'll bet that fucker said I was speeding too"
Population control.
TO FACK HIS MOTHER AND MAKE HER HUMBLE!!!