SO GODS MAKES THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND ADAM TO LIVE IN IT AFTER A WHILE ADAM TELLS GOD HE IS LONELY, AND WANTS A COMPANION GOD TELLS ADAM I CAN MAKE YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOVING COMPANION AND ALL IT WILL COST YOU IS A EYE, AN ARM AND A LEG.
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
Three guys die and go to heaven and a loud voice says, "To enter the gates of heaven, you each must answer a question". so the first guy walks up "How long was the great flood" and the guy responds "fuck... that is an easy one... 40 days/40 night" and the gates swings open and he enters. The second guy walks up and the voice says "Who were the first two in the garden of eden" and the guys responds "fuck... that is an easy one. Adam and Eve." and the gates swings open and he enters. The last guy walks up and the voice says "What were Eve's first words in the garden of eden?" and the guy sits there for the longest time... "Fuck! that's a hard one" the gates swings open and last guy enters.
SO GODS MAKES THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND ADAM TO LIVE IN IT AFTER A WHILE ADAM TELLS GOD HE IS LONELY, AND WANTS A COMPANION GOD TELLS ADAM I CAN MAKE YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOVING COMPANION AND ALL IT WILL COST YOU IS A EYE, AN ARM AND A LEG.
SO GODS MAKES THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND ADAM TO LIVE IN IT AFTER A WHILE ADAM TELLS GOD HE IS LONELY, AND WANTS A COMPANION GOD TELLS ADAM I CAN MAKE YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOVING COMPANION AND ALL IT WILL COST YOU IS A EYE, AN ARM AND A LEG.
ADAM SAYS WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB
I loled so hard.
ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITES
DID YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS HAVE SEX ORGANS IN THEIR FEET? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ONE OF THEM STEPS ON YOU AND YOUR FUCKED
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
three men are trekking though the jungle when they come accross a tribe of blood thirsty, cannibalizing, natives. The tribe tie them up and take them back to their camp which they proceed to start some weird ritual. After some time the chief comes up to the first explorer and says
“Two choice - Death or unga-bunga!” "unga-bunga? what is that?" "unga-bunga is unga-bunga! you pick!?! death or unga-bunga?!?"
The man decides he doesnt want to die and figures he will take his chances with unga-bunga. At that point the tribe starts chanting unga-bunga and take him over to a fallen tree, bend him over, drop his pants, and this tribemen goes to work butt fucking him. The dude is natuarally screaming but after a few minutes they let him go.
The chief then comes up to the second explorer
“Two choice - Death or unga-bunga!” “Man, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but I definately don’t want to die either. Okay….unga-bunga.”
The tribe once again starts chanting unga-bunga and take him over to a fallen tree, bend him over, drop his pants, and this time 5 tribemen goes to work butt fucking him at the same time. The dude is screaming and bleeding out his ass but after a half an hour they let him go.
The chief then comes up to the third explorer
“Two choice - Death or unga-bunga!” The third man, disgusted by his friends’ decisions, shouted, “Death! fuck that shit! Im no fag”
To that, the chief shouted, “Death by unga-bunga!”
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(in 2nd grade voice) because they are ugly and they stink!
ahhh... not you girls. I luv you.
AFTER A WHILE ADAM TELLS GOD HE IS LONELY, AND WANTS A COMPANION
GOD TELLS ADAM I CAN MAKE YOU THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, CARING, FAITHFUL, LOVING COMPANION AND ALL IT WILL COST YOU IS A EYE, AN ARM AND A LEG.
ADAM SAYS WHAT CAN I GET FOR A RIB
DID YOU KNOW ELEPHANTS HAVE SEX ORGANS IN THEIR FEET?
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ONE OF THEM STEPS ON YOU AND YOUR FUCKED
“Two choice - Death or unga-bunga!”
"unga-bunga? what is that?"
"unga-bunga is unga-bunga! you pick!?! death or unga-bunga?!?"
The man decides he doesnt want to die and figures he will take his chances with unga-bunga. At that point the tribe starts chanting unga-bunga and take him over to a fallen tree, bend him over, drop his pants, and this tribemen goes to work butt fucking him. The dude is natuarally screaming but after a few minutes they let him go.
The chief then comes up to the second explorer
“Two choice - Death or unga-bunga!”
“Man, I don’t want to sound gay or anything, but I definately don’t want to die either. Okay….unga-bunga.”
The tribe once again starts chanting unga-bunga and take him over to a fallen tree, bend him over, drop his pants, and this time 5 tribemen goes to work butt fucking him at the same time. The dude is screaming and bleeding out his ass but after a half an hour they let him go.
The chief then comes up to the third explorer
“Two choice - Death or unga-bunga!”
The third man, disgusted by his friends’ decisions, shouted, “Death! fuck that shit! Im no fag”
To that, the chief shouted, “Death by unga-bunga!”