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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    ADAM AND EVE ARE SITTING IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND EVE SAYS LETS GO SWIM IN THE OCEAN.
    ADAM SAYS GOD FORBID YOU TO GO INTO THE OCEAN.
    EVE SAYS I DON'T CARE I'M GOING IN.
    ADAM JUMPS UP AND TRYS TO STOP HER BUT SHE IS ALL READY KNEE DEEP AND SHE JUMPS ALL THE WAY IN.
    ADAM LOOKS UP AND GOD LOOKS DOWN THEY SIMULTANEOUSLY FACE PALM,

    THEN GOD SAYS NOW THE FISH ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE THAT FOREVER.
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    A BLONDE , A BRUNETTE AND A RED HEAD ARE WALKING ACROSS A KINDERGARTEN SCHOOL YARD.

    WITCH ONE HAS THE BEST BODY?
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    WHERE DO YOU HIDE A BLACK MANS WELFARE CHECK?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    A BLONDE , A BRUNETTE AND A RED HEAD ARE WALKING ACROSS A KINDERGARTEN SCHOOL YARD.

    WITCH ONE HAS THE BEST BODY?
    THE BLONDE, SHE'S 25 YEARS OLD
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    He didnt want his kids growing up too lazy to steal

    /thread.
    NICE B-)
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    He didnt want his kids growing up too lazy to steal

    /thread.
    NICE B-)
    :-D I love how the joke is a double whammy on stereotypes.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    ADAM AND EVE ARE SITTING IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN AND EVE SAYS LETS GO SWIM IN THE OCEAN.
    ADAM SAYS GOD FORBID YOU TO GO INTO THE OCEAN.
    EVE SAYS I DON'T CARE I'M GOING IN.
    ADAM JUMPS UP AND TRYS TO STOP HER BUT SHE IS ALL READY KNEE DEEP AND SHE JUMPS ALL THE WAY IN.
    ADAM LOOKS UP AND GOD LOOKS DOWN THEY SIMULTANEOUSLY FACE PALM,

    THEN GOD SAYS NOW THE FISH ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE THAT FOREVER.
  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    a white guy, a black guy, and Native American are all sitting in a bar drowning their sorrows. The Native Americian says "first my people were many, and now my people are oppressed". The black guy responds "yo... check this- First my people were oppressed, and now we are many!" and the white guy responds "shut the fuck up. we havent played cowboys and niggas yet"
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    A CUBAN, A RUSSIAN, A HAWAIIAN AND A JAPANESE ARE ALL ADRIFT ON A BOAT AT SEA HOPING FOR RESCUE.

    THE CUBAN LIGHTS UP A NICE CIGAR TAKES ONE PUFF AND THROWS IT OVER, EVERY BODY SAYS WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
    HE SAYS DONT WORRY I GOT PLENTY OF THOSE WHERE I COME FROM

    THE RUSSIAN OPENS A FRESH BOTTLE OF VODKA AND TAKES ONE SHOT AND THROWS IT OVERBOARD, EVERY BODY SAYS WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
    HE SAYS DONT WORRY I GOT PLENTY OF THOSE WHERE I COME FROM

    THE HAWAIIAN GUY LOOKS AROUND FOR A MINUTE THEN HE PICKS UP THE JAPANESE GUY AND THROWS HIM OVER BOARD, EVERY BODY SAYS WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
    HE SAYS DONT WORRY I GOT PLENTY OF THOSE WHERE I COME FROM
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    I think Jokes like your last few are better told without the racist slant. Like it could have been a dead dog and and dead lawyer. Same goes with the what do you call ten thousand {some racist slur} on the bottom of the ocean?" good start. I mean the joke is just as funny if you replace it with lawyer. The joke is still funny, without being racist. really there are very few jokes that need to be racist.
    I SEE WHAT YOU ARE SAYING BUT RACISM AND SEXISM MAKE FOR THE BEST JOKES IN MY HUMBLE OPTION
    Gulch, now we all know you don't have a humble opinion, you have facts, and everyone better fucking accept that.
    TRUTH
  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    I think Jokes like your last few are better told without the racist slant. Like it could have been a dead dog and and dead lawyer. Same goes with the what do you call ten thousand {some racist slur} on the bottom of the ocean?" good start. I mean the joke is just as funny if you replace it with lawyer. The joke is still funny, without being racist. really there are very few jokes that need to be racist.
    i disagree, it being a mexican makes it funnier
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy
    how do you get four gays to sit on a stool?
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
    how do you get four gays to sit on a stool?
    Turn it upside down
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,845 spicy boy
    how do you get four gays to sit on a stool?
    Turn it upside down
    correct
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Why did God send Jesus, his only son, to die on the cross for our sins?
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    BEcause he didn't want to pay his child support.
  • Razor_SharkRazor_Shark Posts: 12,604 balls deep
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Why did God send Jesus, his only son, to die on the cross for our sins?
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    BEcause he didn't want to pay his child support.
    AWESOME, I'M GONNA USE THIS ONE
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    WHERE DO YOU HIDE A BLACK MANS WELFARE CHECK?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    WHERE DO YOU HIDE A BLACK MANS WELFARE CHECK?
    KFC?
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