Jokes Thread

Bottle_Tree

It was made with meat between two nine year old buns?

WakeOfAshes

:-)) Close. 30 year old meat between 10 year old buns with special sauce. :-)) you gotta add the Special sauce since it was McD's

WakeOfAshes

A guy runs home, burst through the door and yells in excitement...

"Honey!!! Pack your bags, I just WON the LOTTO!!!!"
"Oh my god! Oh My god! Should I pack for the beach, should I pack for the mountains????"
"Uhhhh... I dont care where you go, just get the fuck out!

Bottle_Tree

LOLLLL

GULCH_OF_ROT

WHAT KIND OF MEAT DOES A PRIEST EAT?

I dunno, what?

NUN

Bottle_Tree

WHAT KIND OF MEAT DOES A PRIEST EAT?

I dunno, what?

NUN

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GULCH_OF_ROT

HOW DOES A NUN IN A CATHOLIC CHURCH GET LAID?

Bottle_Tree

How?

GULCH_OF_ROT

How?

SHE DRESS'S UP LIKE ONE OF THE ALTER BOYS

GULCH_OF_ROT

WHAT DID THE WHITE TRASH 12 YEAR OLD SAY WHEN SHE LOST HER VIRGINITY?

Bottle_Tree

What?

GULCH_OF_ROT

What?

"GET OFF ME DAD YOU'RE CRUSHING MY SMOKES"

Bottle_Tree

LOL

MOAR!

GULCH_OF_ROT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRAILER TRASH GIRL THAT CAN OUT RUN HER BROTHERS?

Bottle_Tree

What?

GULCH_OF_ROT

WHAT DO YOU CALL A TRAILER TRASH GIRL THAT CAN OUT RUN HER BROTHERS?

What?

A VIRGIN

Bottle_Tree

Oh god that's just awful. :-))

GULCH_OF_ROT

WHY IS THE BLACK MAN ON MY PORCH YELLOW?

Bottle_Tree

Why?

GULCH_OF_ROT

WHY IS THE BLACK MAN ON MY PORCH YELLOW?

Why?

HE IS MY NIGGER AND I WILL PAINT HIM ANY COLOR I WANT