I tell that joke about the fat guy and the gum all the time.
gum?
Basically its like this:
This really fat guy can't lose weight, so he goes to the doctor for help. The doctor tells him of a new diet that may work, where he shoves food in his ass, and the guy has nothing to lose, so he tries it.
He comes back the next month and has dropped 100 pounds and is looking good. "Thanks doctor, that really helped me out!" But the whole time, the guy is moviing really weird, like bouncing kind of. The doctor says, "what's wrong with you, are you having a seizure?"
I tell that joke about the fat guy and the gum all the time.
gum?
Basically its like this:
This really fat guy can't lose weight, so he goes to the doctor for help. The doctor tells him of a new diet that may work, where he shoves food in his ass, and the guy has nothing to lose, so he tries it.
He comes back the next month and has dropped 100 pounds and is looking good. "Thanks doctor, that really helped me out!" But the whole time, the guy is moviing really weird, like bouncing kind of. The doctor says, "what's wrong with you, are you having a seizure?"
"No, I'm chewing gum!"
oh, i thought you misspelled "gym". i was gonna say it was clever.
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10 points if you can guess what movie it's from
They already have boyfriends.
This really fat guy can't lose weight, so he goes to the doctor for help. The doctor tells him of a new diet that may work, where he shoves food in his ass, and the guy has nothing to lose, so he tries it.
He comes back the next month and has dropped 100 pounds and is looking good.
"Thanks doctor, that really helped me out!"
But the whole time, the guy is moviing really weird, like bouncing kind of.
The doctor says,
"what's wrong with you, are you having a seizure?"
"No, I'm chewing gum!"
There’s a clock on the stove!
L-)
i thought you misspelled "gym".
i was gonna say it was clever.
Too many thank-you letters to write afterwords.
The pizza doesn't bitch when it's sold.
She knows she’s given her last blow job.