Jokes Thread

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What? lol

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Why do women have two holes so close together?

In case you miss.

Adam

Whats the difference between niggahs and potholes
you can avoid potholes lol.

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^ That's just wrong lol

MenAreTrash

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple

I don't cum on apples before I eat them.

HOODS

I tell that joke about the fat guy and the gum all the time.

gum?

Basically its like this:

This really fat guy can't lose weight, so he goes to the doctor for help. The doctor tells him of a new diet that may work, where he shoves food in his ass, and the guy has nothing to lose, so he tries it.

He comes back the next month and has dropped 100 pounds and is looking good.
"Thanks doctor, that really helped me out!"
But the whole time, the guy is moviing really weird, like bouncing kind of.
The doctor says,
"what's wrong with you, are you having a seizure?"

"No, I'm chewing gum!"

hey, you stole my joke X(

shame, shame [-X

RAZOR

My moms boyfriend told me this really funny joke last week, but I don't remember the punchline. :-S

WakeOfAshes

Why do women have two holes so close together?

So when they get to drunk to walk home, you can carry them home like a six pack.

WakeOfAshes

A guy walks into a bar "*SLAM* Tripple Scotch on the rocks"

The bar tender responds "Pretty strong drink, is everything okay?"

"Well, I'll tell you... Came home from work tonight and walked in on my BEST FRIEND FUCKING my WIFE."

"Jesus Christ. that sucks. what did you do?"

"Well. I walked over to my wife and I said "BITCH!! YOU PACK YOUR FUCKING BAGS AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"

"Right on brother! Right on! wait... what did you say to your best friend?"

"Well I walked over... Looked him dead in the eyes and said....



BAAAAAAD DOG!!! BAD DOG!!!!"

drinkwine732

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?









nevermind, it's too long

Stratophony

Wanna hear a joke about my penis?









nevermind, it's too long

HEYO!

Stratophony

What’s white and twelve inches long? Nothing!

MetalCoresades

minority rights

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Wanna hear a joke about my penis?

nevermind, it's too long

I see what you did there

Razor_Shark

wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

nevermind, you won't get it

HAHAHAHAHAH I had to think about that.

Bottle_Tree

wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

nevermind, you won't get it

LOLLLL That's a better response than what I usually do when someone makes the whole "Women's rights!" joke.

Razor_Shark

wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

nevermind, you won't get it

LOLLLL That's a better response than what I usually do when someone makes the whole "Women's rights!" joke.

What is your response?

Bottle_Tree

wanna hear a joke about my vagina?

nevermind, you won't get it

LOLLLL That's a better response than what I usually do when someone makes the whole "Women's rights!" joke.

What is your response?

I always laugh and go "Want to hear another joke? Your dick!"

Not very funny, but it's hilarious when the guy is so disgruntled afterward.

Stoned_Catz

what do y00z tell a woman that has 2 black eyes?



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nofin she'z already been told twice

Shane

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