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Illinois abolishes the death penalty

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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Whoever appeals to the LAW against his fellow man, is either a FOOL or a COWARD. Whoever can not take care of themselves without that LAW is Both!

    For a wounded man shall say to his assailant "IF I LIVE, I WILL KILL YOU. If I die, you are forgiven". Such is the rule of honor.
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    edited March 2011
    i may be wrong but i think i read on the bunnyranch website that they haven't had a reported STD case in 30 years

    they said that its safer than dating lol
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    it shows.
    LIKE IN THE SEANCE THAT
    I HAVE HELD DOWN THE SAME JOB FOR ALL MOST 6 YEARS
    HAVE A HEALTHY MARRIAGE THAT HAS LASTED FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS
    AND I AM A 4.0 STUDENT THAT JUST ACED CALCULUS 1 AND 2 WHILE TAKING THEM CONCURRENTLY


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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    If I didn't have to worry about STDs I totally would of hit that guy up on his offer of 2k for 2 hours. X(
    :-|
    I would buy you something nice!
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip


    hmmm...how much would i make?
    Depends on the guy. I sold two pairs of worn out ones for like, $140.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    i may be wrong but i think i read on the bunnyranch website that they haven't had a reported STD case in 30 years
    SHANE

    Y U FUELING THE FIRE?
    I love winning with women
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    it shows.
    LIKE IN THE SEANCE THAT
    I HAVE HELD DOWN THE SAME JOB FOR ALL MOST 6 YEARS
    HAVE A HEALTHY MARRIAGE THAT HAS LASTED FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS
    AND I AM A 4.0 STUDENT THAT JUST ACED CALCULUS 1 AND 2 WHILE TAKING THEM CONCURRENTLY


    you talk in caps. that is one obvious side effect ;)
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    If I didn't have to worry about STDs I totally would of hit that guy up on his offer of 2k for 2 hours. X(
    this guy offered my friend 5k for one night and showed her the money at our workplace. he wasn't even ugly. she didn't do it though. stupid broad.
    you should have punched her in the face, that or asked for his number lol
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  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,722 mod
    teh forums should ban together and make our own version of the bunny ranch there. we could make millionz.
    Who's gonna volunteer to be our "whores"?
    :-? teh men of the forums :)
    Uhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm.......

    I think Jay can take care of it all on his own. The guy is a stud I've heard.
    ^#(^
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    If I didn't have to worry about STDs I totally would of hit that guy up on his offer of 2k for 2 hours. X(
    this guy offered my friend 5k for one night and showed her the money at our workplace. he wasn't even ugly. she didn't do it though. stupid broad.
    WHY WOULD YOU TURN THAT DOWN.

    @-)
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    it shows.
    LIKE IN THE SEANCE THAT
    I HAVE HELD DOWN THE SAME JOB FOR ALL MOST 6 YEARS
    HAVE A HEALTHY MARRIAGE THAT HAS LASTED FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS
    AND I AM A 4.0 STUDENT THAT JUST ACED CALCULUS 1 AND 2 WHILE TAKING THEM CONCURRENTLY


    in the sense that, you're for meth being legalized. only someone who has smoked meth would think that's a good idea because meth is a helluva drug and makes you delusional as shit. :)
    YOU KNOW FROM YOU YOUR EXPERIENCE OF COURSE?

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  • ZmbieFlavrdCupcakesZmbieFlavrdCupcakes Posts: 32,259 jayfacer


    hmmm...how much would i make?
    Depends on the guy. I sold two pairs of worn out ones for like, $140.
    holy shit!!
    wow deff gonna do that now
    imageimage
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    it shows.
    LIKE IN THE SEANCE THAT
    I HAVE HELD DOWN THE SAME JOB FOR ALL MOST 6 YEARS
    HAVE A HEALTHY MARRIAGE THAT HAS LASTED FOR ALMOST 5 YEARS
    AND I AM A 4.0 STUDENT THAT JUST ACED CALCULUS 1 AND 2 WHILE TAKING THEM CONCURRENTLY


    you talk in caps. that is one obvious side effect ;)
    wowow lower case UPPER CASE DRUGS UNRELATED
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  • ShaneShane Posts: 15,229 balls deep
    fuck that she should have been like i'll buy you a PS3 when i get back.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy


    hmmm...how much would i make?
    Depends on the guy. I sold two pairs of worn out ones for like, $140.
    {Upload|4265}
    I love winning with women
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  • WakeOfAshesWakeOfAshes Posts: 21,665 destroyer of motherfuckers
    A guy walks up to a chick and a bar and says

    "I will give you 100,000 dollars for one night of hot passionate sex with you."
    "Really? 100,000 thousand up front for a night of sex?
    "Yes. 100K, real money".
    "Alright, I will do that".
    "Great... actually I dont have 100k, how about ten dollars instead?"
    "What sort of woman do you think i am?!?!"
    "Honey, we already established that. Now we are just haggling on the price"
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip


    hmmm...how much would i make?
    Depends on the guy. I sold two pairs of worn out ones for like, $140.
    holy shit!!
    wow deff gonna do that now
    Yeah, just be careful though and do the exchange in a public place like a parking lot. And remember, some of those guys are WEIRD AS FUCK.
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    A guy walks up to a chick and a bar and says

    "I will give you 100,000 dollars for one night of hot passionate sex with you."
    "Really? 100,000 thousand up front for a night of sex?
    "Yes. 100K, real money".
    "Alright, I will do that".
    "Great... actually I dont have 100k, how about ten dollars instead?"
    "What sort of woman do you think i am?!?!"
    "Honey, we already established that. Now we are just haggling on the price"
    WHORE HAHAHAHA

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  • That_Guy_ArloThat_Guy_Arlo Posts: 14,026 master of ceremonies
    Hahahahahaha yes the yellow monkey!
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  • Bottle_TreeBottle_Tree Posts: 7,166 just the tip
    Hahahahahaha yes the yellow monkey!
    I don't get it. D:
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