the stupidest thing you have ever heard someone say

Shane

today at work a cashier asked a customer if she wanted her coffee black. the lady responded " what other colors does it come in"

cannibiscorpse

Nah. I've heard another student ask "When did the world come in color" while we were watching a black and white movie.

MetalCoresades

i didnt hear it, but my friend told me bout it

girl in class was trying to teach the dudes how to avoid getting cervical cancer... cuz she thought dudes had cervix

Santana

there's a thread for this already

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BMTH is better than machine head and megadeth

Shane

there's a thread for this already

are you joining catz in his fight to save the intratubes from running out of space?

Santana

I lol'd

mrAPE

That this years mayhem is better then other years based on the disturbed and godsmack rumors

mrAPE

That most hardcore is neo-Nazi

mrAPE

Bring me the horizon, a day to remember, devil wears leads, emmure, five finger death punch, godsmack, disturbed, miss may I are all good or metal

Shane

That most hardcore is neo-Nazi

Haven't you heard of the Hilter drop? its a blitzkrieg of breakdowns

Jormungandr

EXCEPT BLITZKRIEG IMPLIES SPEED FAGGOT!

Razor_Shark

That most hardcore is neo-Nazi

Grinded Nigger is actually a pretty good band that is a bunch of Neo-Nazis.

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

lol jorm.

Shane

EXCEPT BLITZKRIEG IMPLIES SPEED FAGGOT!

Tiger

Over seas some new guy answered our dispatch phone by saying "Who is dis is?" Yep, you guessed it, he was black. Unbenounced to him there was a Lt. Colonel on the other end, so he was on a shit detail for a couple of weeks.

Shane

Over seas some new guy answered our dispatch phone by saying "Who is dis is?" Yep, you guessed it, he was black. Unbenounced to him there was a Lt. Colonel on the other end, so he was on a shit detail for a couple of weeks.

that reminds me when i was out in the field and someone behind me said my name. the voice sounded like my buddy from my squad so i said what the fuck do you want before i turned around. when i turned around it was my 1SG... I did Not enjoy the rest of that field problem to say the least

Stoned_Catz

there's a thread for this already

yAz threadz space iza limited y00z waste vital bitz

OPP

Today-

Kid in class: Hi, I'm Devin. I'm a Health & Wellness major. My first choice was UofA, but I only got admitted to AS...

Entire class: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ

Xeno

Do they speak american in Ireland?

Razor_Shark

How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?

MarcTheFallen

Patriots are going to rape the Jets :-))