Other species don't have brains and as strong emotions like humans too. I know some come close though, such as Elephant who bury their dead and so forth. Some girls want their man all to themselves. If they don't like it they can go find a chick that's a swinger to hook up with
Other species don't have the same brain functions as we do, blah blah. I'm fucking up things because I'm trying to get back on a somewhat normal sleep schedule. Waking up at 10 pm is gay
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IN jesus eyes MC pre marital sex may be a sin, but he didnt say anything about eating pussy!!! give her the tongue tornado!
I'd contend that the mere fact of dating a girl is committing Adultery in the biblical sense. After all Jesus did himself say "but I say to you, that everyone who looks on a woman to lust for her has committed adultery with her already in his heart", so as you can see, MC simply by spending time around this girl has committed this sin. It's already been marked down on his tally sheet of "fuck ups he did". The only difference is he is going down for getting his dick wet, but he didnt even get it in.
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He did say that according to the book of Mathew. However to counter that shit, Jesus came to me in a vision a few years ago and said "yo joel... check this shit out man. Back in biblical times, we were all high as fuck and I can't be responsible for half the shit I said. Between you and me, get that dick wet brah." he then tried to do some fag handshake where he blew it up and the end. I was like "dogg we dont blow that shit up anyone." fucking son of god. I swear. For being all knowing, he sure isnt quick on the latest trends.
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And to make matter worse... the nigga was wearing Crocs! I shit you not. CROCS! The son of God himself was wearing Crocs. I was like "dude jesus... you're embarrassing yourself."
WakeOfAshesPosts: 21,665destroyer of motherfuckers
edited March 2012
your name is Joel? that worse than Lance
What's wrong with Lance?
But yeah, I've never been too happy with Joel. It's too close to Joe and people always fuck it up. However I can't complain too much about Joel, cause my hippie mom's first choice of names was Solar. and my dad was like "fuck that! You want him to be murdered in school?" and so she was like "fine, I'll name him Joel after the book in the bible"
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...if this is true then imma cheating bastard.
my bio professor just told me that today
But yeah, I've never been too happy with Joel. It's too close to Joe and people always fuck it up. However I can't complain too much about Joel, cause my hippie mom's first choice of names was Solar. and my dad was like "fuck that! You want him to be murdered in school?" and so she was like "fine, I'll name him Joel after the book in the bible"
:-(
hes a ginger