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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Gulch, how do I make it more likely for me to get a job? I'm applying today.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, how do I make it more likely for me to get a job? I'm applying today.
    IN WHAT FIELD ARE YOU LOOKING?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited September 2010
    Gulch, how do I make it more likely for me to get a job? I'm applying today.
    IN WHAT FIELD ARE YOU LOOKING?
    Well I hate to say it, but so far the only places that look like they will hire me at this point is a Fast Food place, because I gotta be 18 to work at the hookah bar or the party store.

    When you answer my first question, answer me this: Is there any way I can work at a hookah bar NOW?
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    dude a sweet place to work would be a Halloween store
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  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    dude a sweet place to work would be a Halloween store
    theres one right down the street from my school.
    im prolly gonna apply for a job thurr.
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  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Gulch I can't ever wake up on time, I'll wake up and shut off my alarm without even remembering. The only way I can get up is if someone physically wakes me up. What should I do?
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Gulch, my little sister is addicted to all those retarded preteen shows (iCarly, Hannah Montana) and they are turning her into a selfish, materialistic bitch at the age of 11. What should I do?
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Gulch, my little sister is addicted to all those retarded preteen shows (iCarly, Hannah Montana) and they are turning her into a selfish, materialistic bitch at the age of 11. What should I do?
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    dude a sweet place to work would be a Halloween store
    theres one right down the street from my school.
    im prolly gonna apply for a job thurr.
    I was gonna apply at one of mine, but they werent hiring.

    But I do work at a haunted house.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    How much is your house paying you?

    I'm getting 400 for 19 nights total.
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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, how do I make it more likely for me to get a job? I'm applying today.
    IN WHAT FIELD ARE YOU LOOKING?
    Well I hate to say it, but so far the only places that look like they will hire me at this point is a Fast Food place, because I gotta be 18 to work at the hookah bar or the party store.

    When you answer my first question, answer me this: Is there any way I can work at a hookah bar NOW?
    WHAT HAS ALLWAYS WORKED WELL FOR ME IS TO
    TELL THE PERSON IN CHARGE OF HIRING YOU THAT YOU WILL
    WORK THE FIRST DAY FOR FREE
    AND OUT WORK THEIR BEST EMPLOYEE
    THEN ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COVER THE CHECK YOUR MOUTH WROTE WITH YOUR SKILLZ
    BOSSES LOVE THIS KIND OF STUFF IT SHOWS THAT YOU ARE READY TO WORK, YOU WANT TO WORK, AND YOU BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF
    YOU WILL MORE THEN LIKELY NOT LOOSE OUT ON ONE DAYS PAY CAUSE FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES THEY HAVE TO BE PAYING YOU
    THIS METHOD WORKS VERY WELL AT CONSTUCTION SITES AND PORN SHOTS.
    GOOD LUCK LET ME KNOW HOW IT GOES
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch I can't ever wake up on time, I'll wake up and shut off my alarm without even remembering. The only way I can get up is if someone physically wakes me up. What should I do?
    I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM EASY SOLUTION

    BUY A SECOND ALARM CLOCK
    A REAL LOAD ONE
    AND SET IT TO GO OFF 5 MINS AFTER THE ONE NEXT TO YOUR BED
    BUT PUT IT IN A NEIGHBORING ROOM TO YOUR BED ROOM
    FORCING YOU TO GET OUT OF BED TO TURN IT OFF
    BEEN USING THIS METHOD FOR YEARS IT WORKS GREAT

    ALL HAIL THE ROTTED
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, my little sister is addicted to all those retarded preteen shows (iCarly, Hannah Montana) and they are turning her into a selfish, materialistic bitch at the age of 11. What should I do?
    THIS IS A ROUGH ONE
    I HAVE 2 LITTLE SISTERS 10 AND 20 YEARS YOUNGER THEN ME SO I KNOW A LITTLE ABOUT TWEEN GIRLS
    AND WITH ALL MY EXPERIENCE I HAVE FOUND THAT IT IS UNAVOIDABLE
    GIRLS AT THIS TWEEN AGE CONTROL A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF T.V., RADIO, CD SALES AND THEY KNOW IT
    ALTHOUGH THEIR KNOWLEDGE MAY BE SUBCONSCIOUS THEY KNOW THAT THEY HAVE SOME KIND OF CONTROL
    BECAUSE DADS WANT TO MAKE THEIR TWEEN DAUGHTERS HAPPY THEY BUY THEM WHAT THEY WANT.
    THEN WE HAVE TWEEN BOYS THAT WANT TO BANG TWEEN GIRLS SO THEY LISTEN TO SHITTY MUSIC STYLE THEIR HAIR LIKE QUEERS AND DO WHAT THEY WANT
    I HAVE YET TO FIND A WAY TO STOP THE CYCLE BUT I DO KNOW THAT IT CAN LEAD TO OPRAH-ITUS A HORRIBLE AFFLICTION THAT INFECTS LARGE AMOUNTS OF WOMAN IN AMERICA AND MAY BE A LEADING CAUSE OF PREMATURE HEART ATTACKS AND DEATH IN MEN.
    THIS IS A VERY REAL PROBLEM I FEEL THAT THE SOLUTION LIES IN REMOVING SUCH CULTURAL CONTROL FROM THESE FEMALE TWEENS.

    LONG STORY SHORT MAKE SURE YOUR LITTLE SISTER DOES NOT GET WHAT SHE WANTS ALL THE TIME
    WHEN YOU ARE IN CONTROL LIMIT HER CONTROL.

    WISH I HAD A MORE FINITE ANSWER FOR YOU
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    @brian: about $400, yeah
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Gulch,
    I have to take a massavie shit, but there is no toilet paper and my girl isn't coming home with it until 9pm, what should I do?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch,
    I have to take a massavie shit, but there is no toilet paper and my girl isn't coming home with it until 9pm, what should I do?
    GO OUTSIDE AND FIND SOME LEAVES
    THEY WORK GREAT JUST STEER CLEAR OF POISON IVY/OAK
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Gulch...I need to get close to $25,000 and my passport. What should I do?
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Gulch, I need to find a way into a concert venue thats 18+
    I have no clue where I can get a fake ID. Should I join the bands street team?
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