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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    EXCELLENT. HOW DO I WIN OVER SIOUXSIE THOUGH? IF I'M GONNA EXTRACT 500 FETUSES, I NEED A SUREFIRE WAY TO KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA WORK!
    AFTER BEING TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF SUCH A POWERFUL CREATURE AS OPRAH NO HUMAN WOMAN WILL BE ABLE TO RESIT YOU.
    ITS KINDA LIKE WHEN OPRAH ENDORSES A BOOK EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA WILL READ IT.
    BY HERE TOUCHING YOU TO SEND YOU BACK IN TIME WILL BE LIKE A BOOK ENDORSEMENT BUT ITS YOU A HUMAN INSTEAD.
    I WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED WITH ATTRACTING HER AFTER THE TOUCH OF OPRAH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANY PUSSY YOU WANT.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    EXCELLENT. HOW DO I WIN OVER SIOUXSIE THOUGH? IF I'M GONNA EXTRACT 500 FETUSES, I NEED A SUREFIRE WAY TO KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA WORK!
    AFTER BEING TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF SUCH A POWERFUL CREATURE AS OPRAH NO HUMAN WOMAN WILL BE ABLE TO RESIT YOU.
    ITS KINDA LIKE WHEN OPRAH ENDORSES A BOOK EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA WILL READ IT.
    BY HERE TOUCHING YOU TO SEND YOU BACK IN TIME WILL BE LIKE A BOOK ENDORSEMENT BUT ITS YOU A HUMAN INSTEAD.
    I WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED WITH ATTRACTING HER AFTER THE TOUCH OF OPRAH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANY PUSSY YOU WANT.
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    EXCELLENT. HOW DO I WIN OVER SIOUXSIE THOUGH? IF I'M GONNA EXTRACT 500 FETUSES, I NEED A SUREFIRE WAY TO KNOW THAT IT'S GONNA WORK!
    AFTER BEING TOUCHED BY THE HAND OF SUCH A POWERFUL CREATURE AS OPRAH NO HUMAN WOMAN WILL BE ABLE TO RESIT YOU.
    ITS KINDA LIKE WHEN OPRAH ENDORSES A BOOK EVERY WOMAN IN AMERICA WILL READ IT.
    BY HERE TOUCHING YOU TO SEND YOU BACK IN TIME WILL BE LIKE A BOOK ENDORSEMENT BUT ITS YOU A HUMAN INSTEAD.
    I WOULD NOT BE CONCERNED WITH ATTRACTING HER AFTER THE TOUCH OF OPRAH YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET ANY PUSSY YOU WANT.
    GULCH, I CANNOT THANK YOU ENOUGH FOR YOUR WISDOM.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, you all-powerful, all-knowing man. Please, grant me your knowledge.

    How do I get backstage to have sex with Lyn-Z from Mindless Self Indulgence?
    The girl in my sig

    SEE ABOVE POSTS ON THE POWER OF THE TOUCH OF OPRAH
  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,771 spicy boy
    edited September 2010

    WELL THERE IS ONLY ONE BEING ON THIS PLANET/PLANE OF EXISTENCE THAT CAN HELP YOU.

    THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON EMBODIMENT EVER TO DISGRACE THIS WORLD THAT'S RIGHT OPRAH.

    WE ALL KNOW OF OPRAH'S BEGINNINGS FROM THE LEGEND OF TUFFY McRUFFNUTS AND HER MANY MENTIONS IN THE OLD TESTAMENT.

    AS SHE CONSUMES MORE ABORTED FETUS HERE POWER GROWS, SO IF YOU WANT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME SHE/IT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP.

    TO GAIN AN AUDIENCE WITH OPRAH WILL MOST LIKELY BE MORE DIFFICULT THEN TIME TRAVEL IT SELF.

    I HAVE HERD LEGEND IF YOU CAN BRING HERE 500 ABORTED FETUS'S EXTRACTED BY BARE HAND FROM VIRGIN WHORES ON THE DAY OF DARKNESS(THE WINTER SOLSTICE) THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE ALL POWERFUL OPRAH BE FORCED TO GRANT YOU YOUR GREATEST DESIRE. THIS IS A A DIFFICULT TASK BUT IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF YOU GOT YOUR SELF A TICKET BACK IN TIME.

    LOL
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    edited September 2010
    Edit: Crusades fixed the yellow while putting his comment in the quotation box. For shame.
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • NOCAPNOCAP Posts: 37,307 mod
    Gulch, why do white people love Wayne Brady?


  • AdamAdam Posts: 11,533 balls deep
    Thanks a lot dude! I'll have to try that.

    Now heres another question:

    WHY IS IT THAT EVERY GIRL WHOS INTO ME HAS ISSUES? HOW CAN I FIX THIS??
    you gotta hump a few clunkers before you Fondle a ferrari.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, why do white people love Wayne Brady?

    THIS IS AS MYSTERIOUS AND THE ORIGINS OF GRAVITY IT SELF
  • 2_D2_D Posts: 506 salt miner
    Gulch, my printer is a piece of shit. I could break it, but I don't feel like that would give me enough satisfaction. What should I do?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Gulch, is this war on the forums EVER going to end?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, my printer is a piece of shit. I could break it, but I don't feel like that would give me enough satisfaction. What should I do?
    MAKE IT WATCH THE NEW WORLD TEN TIMES IN A ROW
    THEN DESTROY IT
    SO THE LAST THING IT EVER SEES IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, is this war on the forums EVER going to end?
    WITCH WAR DO YOU SPEAK OF?
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    edited September 2010
    Gulch, is this war on the forums EVER going to end?
    WITCH WAR DO YOU SPEAK OF?
    THE WAR BETWEEN ERIK AND THE REST OF ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE.

    AND FOR THAT MATTER, WHY WOULD ERIK THREATEN TO POST NAKED PICTURES OF BIANCA, WHEN IN REALITY, THEY WERE ALL BLURRY? I MEAN I DONT MEAN TO BASH BUT COME ON!!!!!!
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, is this war on the forums EVER going to end?
    WITCH WAR DO YOU SPEAK OF?
    THE WAR BETWEEN ERIK AND THE REST OF ALMOST EVERYONE ELSE.

    AND FOR THAT MATTER, WHY WOULD ERIK THREATEN TO POST NAKED PICTURES OF BIANCA, WHEN IN REALITY, THEY WERE ALL BLURRY? I MEAN I DONT MEAN TO BASH BUT COME ON!!!!!!

    ERIC IS YOUNG, DUMB AND FULL OF CUM

    HE JUST WANTS SOME ATTENTION

    I TAKE EVERY THING HE SAYS WITH A GRAIN OF SALT

    AS SHOULD THE REST OF THE FORUM
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Gulch, I have constant pain in my neck. What do I do?
    kristianPhotobucketPhotobucket Trephination-Tuesday Nights/Wednesday Mornings...11pm-1am- http://wrsu.rutgers.edu/listen.html
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Headbang until it doesn't hurt anymore
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Gulch, why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, why are we here? What is the meaning of life?
    Gulch, why are we here?
    TO KICK ASS HAVE FUN AND THEN TO DIE

    What is the meaning of life?
    EMBRACING DEATH AND HAVE THE BEST POSSIBLE TIME IN BETWEEN NOW AND THEN
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch, I have constant pain in my neck. What do I do?
    I ALSO HAVE THIS PROBLEM

    I FIND THAT REGULAR WORK OUTS WITH RESISTANCE TRAINING AND YOGA HELP GREATLY
    BUT ABOUT ONCE A YEAR I END UP IN MY CHIROPRACTORS OFFICE :(
    OH YEAH AND OPIATES
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