Gulch, I'm thirsty but I also have to pee. What should I do?
YES QUITE A CONUNDRUM FIRST OFF ARE WE TALKING BEER PISS OR REGULAR PISS? AND ARE YOU THIRSTY LIKE A MORTAL OR DO YOU HAVE THE THIRST OF THE GODS(MEANING YOU WANT A BEER)?
Gulch, I'm kinda thinkin about asking out this one girl I've known for a while, but I dont know if I really should try to go through with it, because I dont really know exactly how I feel about it, and I feel like she's out of my league anyway.
Any thoughts?
THERE ARE NO LEAGUES ONCE YOU GET A SIX PACK OF WINE COOLERS INTO HER. FIRST GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME WINE COOLERS BOTTLES OF STRAWBERRY HILL OR SOME OTHER PUSSY CHEERLEADER DRINK. THEN BEFRIEND HER UGLY FRIEND (THEY ALLAYS HAVE ONE) AND GET THE UGG'O EXCITED ABOUT DRINKING YOUR ALCOHOL. BE SURE YOU HAVE A FRIEND THERE THAT CAN HANDLE GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY WITH UGG'O AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO IMBIBE ALL INVOLVED. THE REST IS SELF EXPLANATORY
Water piss, which is a little less brutal than beer piss, and I have thirst like if I were stranded in a desert for days.
WELL IN THAT CASE I RECAMEND RELEASING URINE A.S.A.P. THEN FOLLOW UP WITH WATER AND POSSIBLY SOME GATORADE TO RESTORE SODIUM TO YOUR BODY. IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY HOLDING DOWN WATER TRY JUST SIPPING LIPTON'S CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. LET ME KNOW HOW IT ALL COMES OUT
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FIRST OFF ARE WE TALKING BEER PISS OR REGULAR PISS?
AND ARE YOU THIRSTY LIKE A MORTAL OR DO YOU HAVE THE THIRST OF THE GODS(MEANING YOU WANT A BEER)?
FIRST GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME WINE COOLERS BOTTLES OF STRAWBERRY HILL OR SOME OTHER PUSSY CHEERLEADER DRINK.
THEN BEFRIEND HER UGLY FRIEND (THEY ALLAYS HAVE ONE) AND GET THE UGG'O EXCITED ABOUT DRINKING YOUR ALCOHOL.
BE SURE YOU HAVE A FRIEND THERE THAT CAN HANDLE GETTING DOWN AND DIRTY WITH UGG'O AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH ALCOHOL TO IMBIBE ALL INVOLVED.
THE REST IS SELF EXPLANATORY
GOOD LUCK
DONT GET ANY ONE PREGGO
THEN FOLLOW UP WITH WATER AND POSSIBLY SOME GATORADE TO RESTORE SODIUM TO YOUR BODY.
IF YOU HAVE DIFFICULTY HOLDING DOWN WATER TRY JUST SIPPING LIPTON'S CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP.
LET ME KNOW HOW IT ALL COMES OUT
NEED MORE DISTURBING QUESTIONS
BET THEY ARE DOING FINE
Trick question.......the truckload of babies would be easier to unload because you can use a pitchfork. LOL
MEGA WIN
FUCKING BABIES
LOL
Hearing the pelvis crack.
My buddy is a bit twisted.......