My boss at work is a real asshole. How do I get him to get off my back whenever I am at work?
WELL WITH THIS KIND OF SITUATION YOU HAVE A FEW OPTIONS
a) ACCUSE HIM/HER OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT AS TO GET SAID BOSS FIRED b) GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME LSD AND DOSE HIS COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR A WEEK OR SO. THIS WILL ALSO END IN SAID BOSSES TERMINATION FROM COMPANY c) HIRE A PROSTITUTE TO PICK UP ON SAID BOSS TAKE PICS OF THEM ENGAGING IN INTERCOURSE AND THREATEN TO SHOW SAID BOSSES HUSBAND OR WIFE d) CUT BRAKE LINES IN SAID BOSSES VEHECLE
THERE ARE MORE SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM IF ABOVE METHODS FAIL GET BACK TO ME FOR MORE OPTIONS
THANK YOU AND FUCK BOSSES FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES
as a person that has a wife thats a nympho and has chronic sinusitis all the time i can tell you it is not a myth. Sperm only got thru once in 16 years
Have you ever heard of bacteria from the mouth during oral sex being a spermicide?
NEVER HERD OF THAT BEFORE
Hey Gulch!
I have a problem. I am at work and am stone sober. This is not good as I work much better when I am high. I have no weed on me. I have weed at home. I live 2 miles from my work.
What would the Gulch do?
WELL I NEED MORE DATA TO DERIVE A ANSWER FOR SAID QUESTION
1. WHAT DO YOU DO AT WORK? 2. DO YOU OWN A GUN? 3. DO YOU LIKE BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE?
Dear Gulch,
I'm doing an interview with Cattle Decapitation next month. What things should I ask them?
AS MENTIONED ABOVE SUPPLY THE CATTLE BOYS WITH A COPY OF GULCH CD AND LET THEM VIEW THE DOLPHIN KILL VIDEO
ON TO THE QUESTIONS
1. WHY DO YOU HATE MEAT 2. DO YOU FEEL WEAK AND FRAIL NOT EATING MEAT 3. DO YOU THINK COWS WOULD EAT YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE 4. DOES COLON CANCER RUN IN YOUR FAMILY 5. WILL YOU EVER WRITE A ALBUM NOT ABOUT MEAT 6. WOULD YOU EAT SETH ROGEN 7. IF YES WHAT PART OF SETH WOULD YOU PREFER
Gulch, I'm kinda thinkin about asking out this one girl I've known for a while, but I dont know if I really should try to go through with it, because I dont really know exactly how I feel about it, and I feel like she's out of my league anyway.
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DONT WORRY I DONT HAVE THAT MAC PROBLEM
I HAVE A PAIR
BUT
YEAH
I GUESS
My boss at work is a real asshole. How do I get him to get off my back whenever I am at work?
Roll over. LMAO
Sorry I couldn't resist.
a) ACCUSE HIM/HER OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT AS TO GET SAID BOSS FIRED
b) GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME LSD AND DOSE HIS COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR A WEEK OR SO. THIS WILL ALSO END IN SAID BOSSES TERMINATION FROM COMPANY
c) HIRE A PROSTITUTE TO PICK UP ON SAID BOSS TAKE PICS OF THEM ENGAGING IN INTERCOURSE AND THREATEN TO SHOW SAID BOSSES HUSBAND OR WIFE
d) CUT BRAKE LINES IN SAID BOSSES VEHECLE
THERE ARE MORE SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM
IF ABOVE METHODS FAIL GET BACK TO ME FOR MORE OPTIONS
THANK YOU AND FUCK BOSSES FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES
I'm doing an interview with Cattle Decapitation next month. What things should I ask them?
1. WHAT DO YOU DO AT WORK?
2. DO YOU OWN A GUN?
3. DO YOU LIKE BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE?
AS MENTIONED ABOVE SUPPLY THE CATTLE BOYS WITH A COPY OF GULCH CD AND LET THEM VIEW THE DOLPHIN KILL VIDEO
ON TO THE QUESTIONS
1. WHY DO YOU HATE MEAT
2. DO YOU FEEL WEAK AND FRAIL NOT EATING MEAT
3. DO YOU THINK COWS WOULD EAT YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE
4. DOES COLON CANCER RUN IN YOUR FAMILY
5. WILL YOU EVER WRITE A ALBUM NOT ABOUT MEAT
6. WOULD YOU EAT SETH ROGEN
7. IF YES WHAT PART OF SETH WOULD YOU PREFER
If the mood is really relaxed and funny, actually ask this, Alex.
Gulch, this junior keeps movin in on this chick I'm tryin' to get with. What should I do?
Any thoughts?