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  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Gulch,...where can I download a free copy of the "Censored" episode of Family Guy?

    I GOT MINE FROM PIRATE BAY

    BUT BE CAREFUL LOTS OF VIRUS FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE IN CYBER SPACE
    Not if you have a Mac.














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  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Gulch,...where can I download a free copy of the "Censored" episode of Family Guy?

    I GOT MINE FROM PIRATE BAY

    BUT BE CAREFUL LOTS OF VIRUS FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE IN CYBER SPACE
    Not if you have a Mac.














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    DONT WORRY I DONT HAVE THAT MAC PROBLEM
    I HAVE A PAIR
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Pwned.
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Pwned.
    WELL I DIDN'T MEAN TO OWN ANY ONE

    BUT

    YEAH

    I GUESS
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    Dear Gulch,

    My boss at work is a real asshole. How do I get him to get off my back whenever I am at work?
  • Alec29Alec29 Posts: 3,864 juggalo
    Dear Gulch,

    My boss at work is a real asshole. How do I get him to get off my back whenever I am at work?


    Roll over. LMAO
    Sorry I couldn't resist.
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Dear Gulch,

    My boss at work is a real asshole. How do I get him to get off my back whenever I am at work?
    WELL WITH THIS KIND OF SITUATION YOU HAVE A FEW OPTIONS

    a) ACCUSE HIM/HER OF SEXUAL HARASSMENT AS TO GET SAID BOSS FIRED
    b) GET YOUR HANDS ON SOME LSD AND DOSE HIS COFFEE EVERY MORNING FOR A WEEK OR SO. THIS WILL ALSO END IN SAID BOSSES TERMINATION FROM COMPANY
    c) HIRE A PROSTITUTE TO PICK UP ON SAID BOSS TAKE PICS OF THEM ENGAGING IN INTERCOURSE AND THREATEN TO SHOW SAID BOSSES HUSBAND OR WIFE
    d) CUT BRAKE LINES IN SAID BOSSES VEHECLE

    THERE ARE MORE SOLUTIONS TO THIS PROBLEM
    IF ABOVE METHODS FAIL GET BACK TO ME FOR MORE OPTIONS

    THANK YOU AND FUCK BOSSES FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES
  • JLRedWing13JLRedWing13 Posts: 48,737 mod
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
    Have you ever heard of bacteria from the mouth during oral sex being a spermicide?
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
    as a person that has a wife thats a nympho and has chronic sinusitis all the time i can tell you it is not a myth. Sperm only got thru once in 16 years
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
    The bacteria i am talking about is anaerobic bacteria. My wife tested positive having it in her womanly area, and it is primarily formed in the mouth
  • fucketh_thine_selffucketh_thine_self Posts: 3,363 just the tip
    ^^^that would depend where you work. if you work in like a shop with welding equipment i would suggest taking a shot from the oxygen tank
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Dear Gulch,

    I'm doing an interview with Cattle Decapitation next month. What things should I ask them?
    I love winning with women
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Give them a copy of Gulch's cd
    nike Pictures, Images and PhotosTUPAC IS DEAD/THE LEGEND IS GONE/THEY SAYIN TUPAC'S BACK?/DEM NIGGAS WRONG
  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    If I had one :(
    I love winning with women
  • GULCH_OF_ROTGULCH_OF_ROT Posts: 5,795 salt miner
    Have you ever heard of bacteria from the mouth during oral sex being a spermicide?
    NEVER HERD OF THAT BEFORE
    Hey Gulch!

    I have a problem.
    I am at work and am stone sober.
    This is not good as I work much better when I am high.
    I have no weed on me.
    I have weed at home.
    I live 2 miles from my work.

    What would the Gulch do?
    WELL I NEED MORE DATA TO DERIVE A ANSWER FOR SAID QUESTION

    1. WHAT DO YOU DO AT WORK?
    2. DO YOU OWN A GUN?
    3. DO YOU LIKE BILL AND TEDS EXCELLENT ADVENTURE?
    Dear Gulch,

    I'm doing an interview with Cattle Decapitation next month. What things should I ask them?
    AS MENTIONED ABOVE SUPPLY THE CATTLE BOYS WITH A COPY OF GULCH CD AND LET THEM VIEW THE DOLPHIN KILL VIDEO

    ON TO THE QUESTIONS

    1. WHY DO YOU HATE MEAT
    2. DO YOU FEEL WEAK AND FRAIL NOT EATING MEAT
    3. DO YOU THINK COWS WOULD EAT YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE
    4. DOES COLON CANCER RUN IN YOUR FAMILY
    5. WILL YOU EVER WRITE A ALBUM NOT ABOUT MEAT
    6. WOULD YOU EAT SETH ROGEN
    7. IF YES WHAT PART OF SETH WOULD YOU PREFER

  • katiakatia Posts: 4,358 just the tip
    Gulch, I'm thirsty but I also have to pee. What should I do?
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "3. DO YOU THINK COWS WOULD EAT YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE "

    If the mood is really relaxed and funny, actually ask this, Alex.

    Gulch, this junior keeps movin in on this chick I'm tryin' to get with. What should I do?
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    "3. DO YOU THINK COWS WOULD EAT YOU IF GIVEN THE CHANCE "

    If the mood is really relaxed and funny, actually ask this, Alex.
    That's actually not a bad idea...
    I love winning with women
  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    Gulch, I'm kinda thinkin about asking out this one girl I've known for a while, but I dont know if I really should try to go through with it, because I dont really know exactly how I feel about it, and I feel like she's out of my league anyway.

    Any thoughts?
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