Mr. Gulch, Why do people complain and bitch about pointless bullshit? George
I HAVE FOUND THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEANINGFUL THINGS TO FILL THERE TIME WITH. THIS LEADS TO UNFULFILLMENT WITCH IN TURN MAKES THEM INTO WHINING COMPLAINING CUNTS. WE OFTEN FIND THAT VIEWERS OF THE OPRAH SHOW ARE AFFECTED BY THIS CUNTITISS. THE ONLY SOLUTIONS ARE A) VIOLENTLY BEATING THEM SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING MEANINGFUL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT. LET SETH ROGEN AT THEM WHILE THEY ARE TIED UP FOR AN HOUR WITCH THEN LEADS TO THEIR SUICIDE C) THE GOOD OLD SILENT TREATMENT (WITCH INVOLVES SEWING THEIR MOUTHS SHUT AS TO KEEP THEM SILENT) THANKS FOR A GREAT QUESTION
Gulch, my roommate wakes me up EVERY morning at 8 am. What do I do?
THIS IS A FUN ONE
FIRST OF SLIP SAID INDIVIDUAL MASS QUANITY'S OF SLEEPING PILLS. THEN WHEN THEY ARE PASSED OUT SET THEIR ALARM CLOCK FOR ANY TIME THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE THERE. WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE TIE THEM DOWN TO THE BED SO THEY CANT TURN OF ALARM CLOCK THEN WHEN YOU GET HOME YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO TIED DOWN ROOMMATE NOT TO WAKEN YOU AT 8:00 ANY MORE
GULCH! I NEED A WAY TO GO BACK IN TIME SO I CAN HAVE SEX WITH SIOUXSIE!!!
HOW DO I GO ABOUT DOING THIS???
WELL THERE IS ONLY ONE BEING ON THIS PLANET/PLANE OF EXISTENCE THAT CAN HELP YOU.
THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON EMBODIMENT EVER TO DISGRACE THIS WORLD THAT'S RIGHT OPRAH.
WE ALL KNOW OF OPRAH'S BEGINNINGS FROM THE LEGEND OF TUFFY McRUFFNUTS AND HER MANY MENTIONS IN THE OLD TESTAMENT.
AS SHE CONSUMES MORE ABORTED FETUS HERE POWER GROWS, SO IF YOU WANT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME SHE/IT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP.
TO GAIN AN AUDIENCE WITH OPRAH WILL MOST LIKELY BE MORE DIFFICULT THEN TIME TRAVEL IT SELF.
I HAVE HERD LEGEND IF YOU CAN BRING HERE 500 ABORTED FETUS'S EXTRACTED BY BARE HAND FROM VIRGIN WHORES ON THE DAY OF DARKNESS(THE WINTER SOLSTICE) THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE ALL POWERFUL OPRAH BE FORCED TO GRANT YOU YOUR GREATEST DESIRE. THIS IS A A DIFFICULT TASK BUT IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF YOU GOT YOUR SELF A TICKET BACK IN TIME.
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BILL COSBY = NOT SO FUNNY
FUCKING FAMILY GUY
DRESS HIM UP LIKE A WOMAN AND SETH WILL NOT BE BOTHERING HIM ANY MORE
SETH HATES THE PUSSY
Why do people complain and bitch about pointless bullshit?
George
I HAVE FOUND THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MEANINGFUL THINGS TO FILL THERE TIME WITH.
THIS LEADS TO UNFULFILLMENT WITCH IN TURN MAKES THEM INTO WHINING COMPLAINING CUNTS.
WE OFTEN FIND THAT VIEWERS OF THE OPRAH SHOW ARE AFFECTED BY THIS CUNTITISS.
THE ONLY SOLUTIONS ARE
A) VIOLENTLY BEATING THEM SO THAT THEY HAVE SOMETHING MEANINGFUL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT.
C) THE GOOD OLD SILENT TREATMENT (WITCH INVOLVES SEWING THEIR MOUTHS SHUT AS TO KEEP THEM SILENT)
THANKS FOR A GREAT QUESTION
Now heres another question:
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY GIRL WHOS INTO ME HAS ISSUES? HOW CAN I FIX THIS??
YOU CANT ITS NOT JUST EVERY GIRL THAT IS INTO YOU ITS ALL OF THEM AND MEN ALSO HAVE ISSUES ITS JUST THE HUMAN CONDITION.
WISH I HAD A MORE FUNNY ANSWER BUT IN THIS CASE TRUTH IS MORE APPROPRIATE
THIS IS A FUN ONE
FIRST OF SLIP SAID INDIVIDUAL MASS QUANITY'S OF SLEEPING PILLS.
THEN WHEN THEY ARE PASSED OUT SET THEIR ALARM CLOCK FOR ANY TIME THAT YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BE THERE.
WHEN YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE TIE THEM DOWN TO THE BED SO THEY CANT TURN OF ALARM CLOCK
THEN WHEN YOU GET HOME YOU CAN EXPLAIN TO TIED DOWN ROOMMATE NOT TO WAKEN YOU AT 8:00 ANY MORE
PROBLEM SOLVED
HOW DO I GO ABOUT DOING THIS???
THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON EMBODIMENT EVER TO DISGRACE THIS WORLD THAT'S RIGHT OPRAH.
WE ALL KNOW OF OPRAH'S BEGINNINGS FROM THE LEGEND OF TUFFY McRUFFNUTS AND HER MANY MENTIONS IN THE OLD TESTAMENT.
AS SHE CONSUMES MORE ABORTED FETUS HERE POWER GROWS, SO IF YOU WANT TO TRAVEL THROUGH TIME SHE/IT IS THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN HELP.
TO GAIN AN AUDIENCE WITH OPRAH WILL MOST LIKELY BE MORE DIFFICULT THEN TIME TRAVEL IT SELF.
I HAVE HERD LEGEND IF YOU CAN BRING HERE 500 ABORTED FETUS'S EXTRACTED BY BARE HAND FROM VIRGIN WHORES ON THE DAY OF DARKNESS(THE WINTER SOLSTICE) THEN AND ONLY THEN WILL THE ALL POWERFUL OPRAH BE FORCED TO GRANT YOU YOUR GREATEST DESIRE. THIS IS A A DIFFICULT TASK BUT IF YOU CAN PULL IT OFF YOU GOT YOUR SELF A TICKET BACK IN TIME.
How do I get backstage to have sex with Lyn-Z from Mindless Self Indulgence?
The girl in my sig