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HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR
-JOB
-WOMAN
-CLASS MATES
-ANY OTHER ISSUE
JUST ASK GULCH AND GET REAL WORLD SOLUTIONS WITH GULCH STYLE
-JOB
-WOMAN
-CLASS MATES
-ANY OTHER ISSUE
JUST ASK GULCH AND GET REAL WORLD SOLUTIONS WITH GULCH STYLE
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YOUR SOLUTION IS SIMPLE FIND THE NEAREST HOME DEPOT SHELL OUT $10.00 TO HIRE YOUR SELF 5 MEXICANS FOR THE DAY.
HAVE THEM BURN YOUR WALL MART TO THE GROUND.
THEN WHEN WAL-MART WORKERS COME RUNNING OUT OF THE SMOKY STRUCTURE ON FIRE
YOU CAN HAVE YOUR MEXICANS BRUTALLY BEAT THE SMOLDERING WAL-MART EMPLOYEES WITH CARTS FROM THE PARKING LOT
PROBLEM SOLVED
Gulchie. I have some dolphins layin around...wtf do i do with them
ALTHOUGH DOLPHINS ARE THE VILE SPAWN OF SATAN AND WANT NOTHING MORE THEN TO MURDER YOU AND TAKE CONTROL OF THE SURFACE WORLD THEY DO HAVE A COUPLE OF REDEEMING QUALITYS.
THEIR BLOW HOLES OFFER A EXCELLENT WAY TO GET OFF FOR MALE HUMANS JUST INSERT ERECT PENIS INTO THE BLOW HOLE AND ENJOY AS THEY TWITCH IN SUFFOCATION.
WE HAVE ALL HAD CAN TUNA WHILE AFTER SUFFOCATING YOUR PORPUSS THEY MAKE EXCELLENT DOLPHIN STEAKS.
AND THATS WHAT I DO WITH EXTRA DOLPHINS I HAVE LAYING AROUND
WELL TACO BELL IS VERY TASTY
BUT PISSING SHIT OUT OF YOUR ASS HOLE COULD BE HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
IF YOU PLAN ON FEEDING THE BEAST
I WOULD RECOMMEND SMOKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF WEED BEFORE ENTERING SAID TACO BELL
HOPE THIS HELPS
You ARE the fucking man!!
My homosexual as Seth Rogan teacher assigned a 3 page paper due tomorrow on my first day of Junior year. What should I do?
WELL IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAME TO RIGHT PLACE WITH A QUESTION LIKE THIS
WHEN DEALING WITH HOMOSEXUALS AT THE LEVEL OF SETH ROGEN MUCH CARE MUST BE TAKEN THESE HIGH PRIEST OF HOMOSEXUALITY THAT HAVE ATTAINED SETHHOOD CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS.
THAT BEING SAID LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
FIRST OFF YOU NEED TO GET INSIDE OF THE MIND SET OF THIS FOUL CUM FILLED COCK LOVER.
WHAT FUELS HIS INHUMAN HUNGRY FOR THE COCK. HIS HATE FOR TITS AND VAGINA THIS IS WHAT FUELS HIS HUNGRY.
WHAT YOU NEED TO DO IS FIND SOME HARD CORE BULL DIKES AND SHOW THEM A PHOTO SHOPPED PICTURE OF SAID TEACHER OPPOSING GAY RIGHTS AND THEN SHOW THEM PICTURES OF GOOD LOOKING BATTERED LESBIANS THAT HAVE BEEN VIOLATED BY SAID TEACHER.
IF THINGS GO SMOOTHLY WITH THE BULLS THEIR ANGER AND RAGE SHOULD BE ENOUGH TO GET THE JOB DONE.
THE FINAL STEP IS TO OFFER UP SOME MAN ASS TO SAID TEACHER AT WITCH POINT YOU CAN LURE HIM INTO A BULL DIKE BEATING OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
SEEING AS HOW HE WILL BE HOSPITALIZED FOR MANY MONTHS AFTER THE BEATING IF HE IS NOT KILLED THIS WILL ALLOW YOU FREEDOM FROM WRITING HIS 3 PAGE PAPER.
WALA PROBLEM SOLVED WITH POSE AND ELEGANCE......GULCH STYLE
I KNOW
IT ALL SEEMS SO SIMPLE
START BY SANITIZING AS MANY HUNDRED DOLLARS BILLS AS YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON.
THEN SOAK IN RUBBING ALCOHOL AND RUB THE BILLS ALL OVER YOUR NECK, CHEST, STOMACH AND GENITAL REGION THE NEXT TIME YOU ARE GOING TO BE NEAR SAID GIRL.
THEN OPEN UP CONVERSATION BY TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH THE MOVIE THE NOTE BOOK MOVED YOU.
THIS METHOD IS TRIED AND TRUE AND HAS A 99.9% SUCCESS RATE.
GOOD LUCK EVEN THOUGH YOU WONT NEED IT
AND GRAB SOME TITTY FOR ME
I am bored at work in a quiet office. what can i do to end the boredom, without getting arrested?
WILL BE BACK IN A COUPLE OF HOURS TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION THAT BURNS IN MANY OF US FORUM GOERS MINDS
try searching for it. Im not too sure of the exact title but it does say something like Banned Family guy or something.
JUST READ THE EPIC SAGA OF TUFFY McRUFFNUTS
I GOT MINE FROM PIRATE BAY
BUT BE CAREFUL LOTS OF VIRUS FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE IN CYBER SPACE