"brb...my dad's handcuffed to something" "wow" *signs off "back." "so, what happened to your dad?" "oh, it wasn't my dad. it was my brother." "okaaaay? so your brother was handcuffed to something?" "no, just plain handcuffed." "oh." "my friend crazy mike showed up and stuff happened." "wow." "yeah"
George Clooney: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
-From Dusk Till Dawn
"That's another thing I love about metal, it's so fuckin' huge yet certain people don't even know it exists." - Rob Zombie
Pre Calc Teacher: No homework for the weekend Classroom: *silence* Teacher : Aren't you guys excited or something? Me: Maybe we'd be excited if any of us did the homework in the first place.
Mom leaves for a week, I have small party...something has to go wrong lol I just had this convo with her.
Mom: So did you have anyone over? Me: Yeah Mom: Did anybody drink? Me: Oh. I'm guessing you found something Mom: *looks* Me: Sorry..it happens Mom: *leaves*
So I don't know if I'm in any kind of trouble haha
i wear a lot of axe body spray... but i live in a black neighborhood and its called ask body spray. and if you don't get that joke then you're not racist. - zach galifianakis
I tried to cover the shit up, it's just some dumbass friends of mine decided they wanted to try playing beer pong with beer caps. 1 stray cap led to my demise. Overall she didn't care too much. It's just now when I go out, she'll think I'm up to something. As soon as she closed the door, I grabbed all my weed related shit and put it in mega hiding status. Alcohol is one thing, the two is just death. Come May I'll be free though.
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"brb...my dad's handcuffed to something"
"wow"
*signs off
"back."
"so, what happened to your dad?"
"oh, it wasn't my dad. it was my brother."
"okaaaay? so your brother was handcuffed to something?"
"no, just plain handcuffed."
"oh."
"my friend crazy mike showed up and stuff happened."
"wow."
"yeah"
George Clooney: Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are!
-From Dusk Till Dawn
Classroom: *silence*
Teacher : Aren't you guys excited or something?
Me: Maybe we'd be excited if any of us did the homework in the first place.
Mom: So did you have anyone over?
Me: Yeah
Mom: Did anybody drink?
Me: Oh. I'm guessing you found something
Mom: *looks*
Me: Sorry..it happens
Mom: *leaves*
So I don't know if I'm in any kind of trouble haha
As soon as she closed the door, I grabbed all my weed related shit and put it in mega hiding status. Alcohol is one thing, the two is just death. Come May I'll be free though.
"It's like theres a party in my throat but everyones throwin up."
-Quotes from last night.
Him: Hey Chase
Me: Uh
Him: Oh sorry, Chuck...You, Chase...same color haha
I thought it was pretty funny, since these two are siblings.