My friend who is white as hell, had this conversation with a straight face..maybe that's what made it so funny. Friend: Hey you don't talk about my people like that Teacher: Well I think Brant is the most indian out of all of us Brant: Yeah I'm part --- and part ---...mostly ---- Friend: I walk around my house in a loin cloth.
Jeff: So, what's that band? You know, the "wigglely-wigglely one?" Susan: What the hell? Jeff: You know, the A Capella one that did that song..." Susan: Van Canto? Jeff: Yes! That's it! Them, Immortal and GWAR need to do the Vagina Monologues. Susan: Wow. Jeff: Yeah? Susan: Definitely. But wow.
lmao. Dude that reminds me... on the drive home, my friend and I decided to stop at a drive-thru, and we first tried BK... but they were closed. So I'm like
"fuck, man... I could really go for a double cheeseburger... or...or TWO double cheeseburgers!" Him: We could just stop by the Wendy's... it's sort of near your house, right? They have dollar double cheeseburgers." me: "Oh....my god.... then.... then I could have..... THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS........."
Went bowling last night, and I saw my friends sister was bowling next to us. She was with this corny ass dude full of band tattoo's like HIM and this A7X tattoo by his elbow. So in a manner like Step Brother "I remember when I had my first beer." I just randomly said "I remember when I thought deathbat tattoos were cool"
lmao. Dude that reminds me... on the drive home, my friend and I decided to stop at a drive-thru, and we first tried BK... but they were closed. So I'm like
"fuck, man... I could really go for a double cheeseburger... or...or TWO double cheeseburgers!" Him: We could just stop by the Wendy's... it's sort of near your house, right? They have dollar double cheeseburgers." me: "Oh....my god.... then.... then I could have..... THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS........."
lol reminds me of the Simpsons episode where Homer says, " I asked for the double double, but instead they gave me the double double double double".
Went bowling last night, and I saw my friends sister was bowling next to us. She was with this corny ass dude full of band tattoo's like HIM and this A7X tattoo by his elbow. So in a manner like Step Brother "I remember when I had my first beer." I just randomly said "I remember when I thought deathbat tattoos were cool"
Lea says (11:59 PM): is that Ed? from the forums? Jacob says (11:59 PM): yes Lea says (11:59 PM): He's black?!?!! Jacob says (12:00 AM): yup lololololololololololol Lea says (12:00 AM): My life is a lie. <_> Holy shit...I knew you guys were always making jokes about that...but hell, I thought you guys were kidding Jacob says (12:01 AM): um....no I've met the guy
you know what are relevant to my intrests? breadfuckingsticks and i dont mean a loaf of bread fucking a twig [Alex Plagu Aguiar] 1:40am I know... you mean bread... engaging in intercourse with sticks. I gotcha.
Lea says (11:59 PM): is that Ed? from the forums? Jacob says (11:59 PM): yes Lea says (11:59 PM): He's black?!?!! Jacob says (12:00 AM): yup lololololololololololol Lea says (12:00 AM): My life is a lie. <_> Holy shit...I knew you guys were always making jokes about that...but hell, I thought you guys were kidding Jacob says (12:01 AM): um....no I've met the guy
Lea says (11:59 PM): is that Ed? from the forums? Jacob says (11:59 PM): yes Lea says (11:59 PM): He's black?!?!! Jacob says (12:00 AM): yup lololololololololololol Lea says (12:00 AM): My life is a lie. <_> Holy shit...I knew you guys were always making jokes about that...but hell, I thought you guys were kidding Jacob says (12:01 AM): um....no I've met the guy
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My friend who is white as hell, had this conversation with a straight face..maybe that's what made it so funny.
Friend: Hey you don't talk about my people like that
Teacher: Well I think Brant is the most indian out of all of us
Brant: Yeah I'm part --- and part ---...mostly ----
Friend: I walk around my house in a loin cloth.
-My friend
Jeff: So, what's that band? You know, the "wigglely-wigglely one?"
Susan: What the hell?
Jeff: You know, the A Capella one that did that song..."
Susan: Van Canto?
Jeff: Yes! That's it! Them, Immortal and GWAR need to do the Vagina Monologues.
Susan: Wow.
Jeff: Yeah?
Susan: Definitely. But wow.
"Elementary school is so.... formula... and organized..you know? It's just like... deal with it. Fucking deal with it." -Me, stoned.
"Give me liberty or give me stuff." -Other friend, stoned
All this went down last night. lol
The kid at McDonalds: It's alright guys, your McNuggets are going on a journey, they'll be here soon.
Friend: No, I fucking love double cheeseburgers. I'm so damn proud of myself for ordering one.
"fuck, man... I could really go for a double cheeseburger... or...or TWO double cheeseburgers!"
Him: We could just stop by the Wendy's... it's sort of near your house, right? They have dollar double cheeseburgers."
me: "Oh....my god.... then.... then I could have..... THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS........."
Page 6? That's like a record for this thing.
is that Ed?
from the forums?
Jacob says (11:59 PM):
yes
Lea says (11:59 PM):
He's black?!?!!
Jacob says (12:00 AM):
yup
lololololololololololol
Lea says (12:00 AM):
My life is a lie. <_>
Holy shit...I knew you guys were always making jokes about that...but hell, I thought you guys were kidding
Jacob says (12:01 AM):
um....no
I've met the guy
Sorry Ed. lol.
breadfuckingsticks
and i dont mean a loaf of bread fucking a twig
[Alex Plagu Aguiar]
1:40am
I know...
you mean
bread... engaging in intercourse with sticks.
I gotcha.
"Boba Fett is a Slave driver."
:-))