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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    [Bianca Tenneriello]
    1:41pm
    how the fuck am i supposed to solve for x in this equation. ax+5=6x-3
    [You]
    1:41pm
    ...
    the "a" is throwing me off...
    I think you would just subtract the 6x from both sides
    idk. lol
    [Bianca Tenneriello]
    1:42pm
    :O:O
    youre right!
    [You]
    1:42pm
    holy shit.
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Kid 1: We were playing apples to apples, and the word that came up was "patriotic" so i put "the Challenger" and some people were angry.
    Kid 2: Fuck the Challenger.
    Kid 1: Wow Jeremy, that's kinda harsh haha
    Kid 2: That's what they get for faking the moon landing.
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  • TigerTiger Posts: 2,116 balls deep
    If Im on standby for work, can I still drink, but not get drunk?
    The day you need a gun and don't have one, may be your last.

  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
    From the official boards....someone familiar.

    shadowstewie
    Fri Jan 28, 2011 at 2:27:00 AM

    Who thinks that once the website got a new design, everyone started being retarded? What happened to all the original guys who have been on this forum since before september?

    idrinkwine732
    Fri Jan 28, 2011 at 2:34:12 AM

    We call this the LoudBase effect.

    if your able to get on the Nu Forums, tell them that alot of us cant log on...
    Do You Like Hurting Other People?
  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    Stoner quote of last night:

    Kid 1: Yeah so I'm having a party tomorrow night and you guys can come. Well, it's more like having some dudes over and getting wasted.
    Kid 2: Isn't that a party?
    Kid 1: I guess...except a party usually has, you know..females
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Email from my 12 year old sister:

    I just didn`t email you back cause I had to go # 2.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    edited January 2011
    Manager: So I received our list of bands who would be willing to do interviews. We've got Eluviate, Death Angel, Lazarus A.D., Sepultura, Sabaton, Deicide........................and Motorh-

    The rest of us:
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  • GazorpazorpfieldGazorpazorpfield Posts: 22,293 master of ceremonies
    my friend texts me today
    Him: Wierd question, but if you had to choose between me and chase, who would you choose?
    Me: Why?
    Him: I don't know, just wondering
    Me: Are you a faggot?
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  • LeaLea Posts: 1,549 balls deep
    J: You remind me of Pearl in Spongebob. lol
    Me: a fat whale? gee thanks.. -_-
    J: NO
    LOL
    Geez...I meant in the sense that you cry a lot :P
    Me: good cover.
  • FIRENATHANIELHACKETTFIRENATHANIELHACKETT Posts: 35,453 spicy boy
    edited February 2011
  • HOODSHOODS Posts: 41,866 destroyer of motherfuckers
    some new dude the other day on here said, "i just snatched off to this thread" in the ASS and TITTIES thread... i never heard it called snatched before... i lol'd so hard :-))
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    My history teacher upon seeing my shirt today:

    "D.R.I.? Dirty Rotten Imbeciles???? You are so old school!"

    That guy is fuckin awesome. He always says Misfits references to me and I saw the Minor Threat discography CD in his classroom's CD cabinet last year.
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  • OPPOPP Posts: 50,132 spicy boy
    Guy in my geography lab: Where is Greenwich?
    TA: England.
    guy: Oh ok... so south of the equator?
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    My Linguistics Professor: "I feel bad for the people that say they're looking for the meaning of life. I mean, stop being lazy and just simply say you like to travel. Serious, if you as them what the meaning of life is they don't have an answer then they get all depressed like I took their popcorn. Stop being lazy hobos stinking up the airports and get a real job."
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  • MetalCoresadesMetalCoresades Posts: 57,770 spicy boy
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Eww.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    So this last weekend, two good friends of mine from Ohio came up. You may have seen me talk about this before. The one guy's parents are older, and are super-christain beyond belief. His Dad was bringing him and this other dude up to this winter bible camp, which I went with because I could hang out with them, and because I knew some other people going.

    BIG MISTAKE.

    I love my friends, but this is not worth it. I mean, I've gone before, but it's never been this bad. It was more like a Christain Prison. Drug-sniffing dogs, midnight hallway patrols, workers to make sure that boys and girls aren't too close, etc. I'm NEVER going again. They can support each other morally on their own, which I realized was really the only reason I was there after I got there.

    Here are a few quotes from the weekend.

    Pastor: "It's like being in one of those horror movies...That we christains don't watch, of course."

    Downstairs in the basement, there was the original N64 Super Smash Bros hooked up. I was joking with my friend, who was there playing with some younger kids, maybe 10-12. It was like this.
    Friend: "Will, are you gonna be the best like no one ever was?"
    Me: "Hell yeah! To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause!"

    *I went through a few more lines*
    Me and my friend: Pokemon rules! etc.
    12yearold lookin kid: You sound retarded.
    Me: You're just pissed because you didn't grow up with that stuff.
    Kid: I don't even know what pokemon is! I've never heard of it! *Completely serious*

    My expression was BEYOND jayface.

    Everybody there started expressing their disbelief in this kid. Everybody told me to kick his ass, including one of the youth group leaders. I almost did.
  • EpisodeEpisode Posts: 32,049 destroyer of motherfuckers
    I somehow don't believe that. <_>
  • Ace_Deputy_CheezeAce_Deputy_Cheeze Posts: 14,736 jayfacer
    This one time at bible camp...























































    I DESTROYED A MOTHERFUCKER!
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