Post your favorite quotes that someone said something you said or something you overheard today

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

Talks very loudly

lol, no thats you Ed.
Remember that godawful screeching noise you made?
Everyone in the party prolly does.

If I die
I rage

You were screaming "cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzeeeeeee" into the mic.

NOCAP

That was fer teh funniez

1D_for_life

Me in bathroom, when some dude I know walks in.

Me: Sup James?
james: Not much, just came in to make a doo-doo deposit.
Me: Wtf?

Dude...Don't ever talk to other men in the bathroom.

Episode

Dude I stopped ever taking a dump at school if I had to. I held it 'til I got home. Faggots decided it's funny to kick the door in, look through the crack, or look over the door if someone was shitting. -_-

drinkwine732

Me in bathroom, when some dude I know walks in.

Me: Sup James?
james: Not much, just came in to make a doo-doo deposit.
Me: Wtf?

Dude...Don't ever talk to other men in the bathroom.

Never.

TheDevilsDreads

Me in bathroom, when some dude I know walks in.

Me: Sup James?
james: Not much, just came in to make a doo-doo deposit.
Me: Wtf?

Dude...Don't ever talk to other men in the bathroom.

If you talked to me in the washroom, when I was finished doing my business, I'd kick you in the teeth.

Fucking talk to another man in the washroom, are you a boylover or something?

Episode

Dude our old security guard was so win. In afterschool detention last year, he was sitting there telling us how like 4 or 5 years ago, these 2 dudes got expelled for fucking eachother in the ass in the Boy's bathroom. He wouldn't tell us who though lolz.

Razor_Shark

"*baking gingerbread....like a boss*"

-cheeze just texted me

omgs thas me.

Cheeze never texts me ever.

KridesBrideBritt

I think it's funny how it's complete taboo for guys to talk to each other in the bathroom but girls commonly will talk to each other while in different stalls doin their bidness lol

It bothers me so much when someone does it. I don't want to talk when I'm in the bathroom.

TheDevilsDreads

He was fun, a lot of fun. But he got fired.

I think this is what my ex-girlfriend says when people ask her about me.

KridesBrideBritt

He was fun, a lot of fun. But he got fired.

I think this is what my ex-girlfriend says when people ask her about me.

I'm sorry, but that made me burst out laughing.

TheDevilsDreads

He was fun, a lot of fun. But he got fired.

I think this is what my ex-girlfriend says when people ask her about me.

I'm sorry, but that made me burst out laughing.

S'all good that was my intention.

KridesBrideBritt

Cool, then you succeeded.

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

"*baking gingerbread....like a boss*"

-cheeze just texted me

omgs thas me.

Cheeze never texts me ever.

Bianca gives me jelly beans...ಠ_ಠ

Razor_Shark

"Men are like Pennies, two faced and worthless" Friend on facebook quoting her 10 year old cousin.

Necrothulhu

That's actually mostly true

Razor_Shark

I disagree, it seems to me that men are like 4loko drinkers, a small minority of idiots ruin it for those of us that are nice/responsible.

ZmbieFlavrdCupcakes

and cheeze draws me cute cards

Ace_Deputy_Cheeze

Razor_Shark

Where did you find the back and forth one, I can only find the looking in circles one.