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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "Wall.E is a cannibal. Seriously. I mean, that movie is all screwed up. Hell, those milkshakes could be full of toes and fingers from their dead."-One of my Apocalypse teacher, who has 2 PhDs.
    How could Wall E be a cannibal if he is a robot and is eating humans. That's just the food chain.

    Tell your teacher to flush his PHDs down the fucking toilet.
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  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    "Wall.E is a cannibal. Seriously. I mean, that movie is all screwed up. Hell, those milkshakes could be full of toes and fingers from their dead."-One of my Apocalypse teacher, who has 2 PhDs.
    How could Wall E be a cannibal if he is a robot and is eating humans. That's just the food chain.

    Tell your teacher to flush his PHDs down the fucking toilet.
  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    "Wall.E is a cannibal. Seriously. I mean, that movie is all screwed up. Hell, those milkshakes could be full of toes and fingers from their dead."-One of my Apocalypse teacher, who has 2 PhDs.
    How could Wall E be a cannibal if he is a robot and is eating humans. That's just the food chain.

    Tell your teacher to flush his PHDs down the fucking toilet.
    His "argument" was that since Wall.E was ripping off "body parts" of the broken Wall.Es that he was a cannibal and that the movie could totally be about cannibalism because we are not told how the humans dispose of their dead, so they probably grind them up and put them in a cup.

    This professor says so many things every class that just piss all 154 of us off.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    lol
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    Needless to say, I won't be taking any of his classes again if I can help it.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    You should write a paper on how lame he is. That'll show 'em.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    No papers in that class. Strictly quizzes and discussion.
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Quiz him on how much of a retard you think he is. If he gets 10 out of 10 he's retarded, and if he fails he is so fucking retarded that he retardedly fails the retard quiz.
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  • KridesBrideBrittKridesBrideBritt Posts: 25,781 jayfacer
    That would be awesome. He's one of those hyper-educated assholes.
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  • TheDevilsDreadsTheDevilsDreads Posts: 1,625 just the tip
    Quiz him on how much of a retard you think he is. If he gets 10 out of 10 he's retarded, and if he fails he is so fucking retarded that he retardedly fails the retard quiz.
    That's retarded.
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Quiz him on how much of a retard you think he is. If he gets 10 out of 10 he's retarded, and if he fails he is so fucking retarded that he retardedly fails the retard quiz.
    That's retarded.
    DAMNIT BRO
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  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    Son of a fucking bitch....the first one I get and i don't say....you know.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    What the fuck is hookah anyways? Like flavored cigars in a bong-like device? 'Cause I like flavored cigars. I occasionally get them and smoke them. They go nice with 4Loko or Jager.
    A hookah pipe is similar to a bong.
    The tobacco is called "Shisha", pronounced "sheesh" which is tobacco with flavored mollases to keep it moist. You can get it in all kinds of different flavors.
  • drinkwine732drinkwine732 Posts: 20,418 destroyer of motherfuckers
    What the fuck is hookah anyways? Like flavored cigars in a bong-like device? 'Cause I like flavored cigars. I occasionally get them and smoke them. They go nice with 4Loko or Jager.
    A hookah pipe is similar to a bong.
    The tobacco is called "Shisha", pronounced "sheesh" which is tobacco with flavored mollases to keep it moist. You can get it in all kinds of different flavors.
    Pronounced like it's spelled. Sheesh-a.
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  • sbs_willsbs_will Posts: 18,648 salt miner
    What the fuck is hookah anyways? Like flavored cigars in a bong-like device? 'Cause I like flavored cigars. I occasionally get them and smoke them. They go nice with 4Loko or Jager.
    A hookah pipe is similar to a bong.
    The tobacco is called "Shisha", pronounced "sheesh" which is tobacco with flavored mollases to keep it moist. You can get it in all kinds of different flavors.
    Pronounced like it's spelled. Sheesh-a.
    Oh, typo on my part. My bad.
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
    My wife's Gynocologist to my wife
    "you have a beautiful uterus"
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    ^is it a boy or a girl?
  • laurjohn2laurjohn2 Posts: 6,951 balls deep
  • NolaFree810NolaFree810 Posts: 36,796 moneytalker
    that makes it a little better lol
  • BrianBrian Posts: 17,611 destroyer of motherfuckers
    "Dude, you said we were watching Jurassic Park. You're a Jurasshole."
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