Teacher: 1 mile, 5 tomatoes Me: *wut* look Teacher: 1 mile, 5 tomatoes Me: *1 mile 5 to-mate-ohs FIVE TWO EIGHT OH. FIVE THOUSAND TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHT FEET* *mind blown* Me: Oh I get it
what happened to the M?
wouldnt it be 1 mile = 5 tomb eight ohs you cant just ignore the m man thats not cool
While having a discussion with a religious fundie that was preaching at my school's free speech area.
Preacher: So what's keeping you from doing bad things since you don't have a God in your life?
Me: I'd like to think that I just do good things for the sake of being good...
Preacher: We'll according to Darwinian theory, it would be beneficial to kill other people in order for you to survive, you know, survival of the fittest right?
In my science class there is a poster. It says "Carol never wore her safety goggles. Now she doesn't need them" and has a blind person on it. I personally found it hysterical and had to find a pic online. Sure enough, when I googled it, I found a ton of edits.
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wouldnt it be 1 mile = 5 tomb eight ohs
you cant just ignore the m man thats not cool
Nobody cares about it, M was a jew anyway.
Preacher: So what's keeping you from doing bad things since you don't have a God in your life?
Me: I'd like to think that I just do good things for the sake of being good...
Preacher: We'll according to Darwinian theory, it would be beneficial to kill other people in order for you to survive, you know, survival of the fittest right?
Me: *facepalm*
So the senator's (slutty) daughter just said on Facebook "Like this status if you think I should be vegetarian instead of vegan."
I am unbelievably tempted to say "Well for a vegan, you sure like the meat."
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-Daniel Tosh
this kid trying to get laid in my english class lol.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1024&bih=584&q=carol+never+wore+her+safety+goggles&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
*i find out that the doors i use to get inside the building are locked
Me: WWWWHHHYYYY